Posted on 09/18/2025 1:01:04 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
PORTLAND, OR — In an unprecedented move, President Trump authorized a drone strike on Portland after designating Antifa a terrorist organization.
The longtime hotbed for Antifa activity was the first target to root out any and all operations of the terrorist group. Trump consulted with Homeland Security and Pentagon officials before ordering the strike.
"We found their main training cell," Trump told reporters. "I ordered the strike on Portland after learning the majority of Antifa terrorists are living and training there. It's incredible. We're gonna get all of 'em, believe me."
Trump designated the group as a terrorist organization following years of violence and incitement, with Antifa members having been behind some of the most violent attacks on our country in the riots following the death of George Floyd, the protests of conservative speakers at college campuses, and many other acts of social unrest and agitation. Intel has shown evidence of large cells based in Portland, Seattle, and Los Angeles, immediately making liberal cities Trump's primary targets.
"We think we got most of them, but there are probably still some living in the tunnels under the city of Portland," Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth said. "We plan on sending in SEAL Team 6 to sweep the city and set up a perimeter. Unsurprisingly, the normal residents of Portland seem thrilled by the strikes. Bombs away, boys!"
At publishing time, Trump had also ordered a drone strike on local area coffee shops in an attempt to take out Antifa and members of the weird hipster population at the same time.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
“We got one” ANTIFA shouted as they kiIIed him for being in their proclaimed territory
If only
THIS IS SICK, SO SICK!
WHERE ARE YOUR BRAINS, YOUR LOGIC?
What the heck were you doing launching only ONE drone strike on Portland?!
It would be an improvement
Rolling Thunder would be my choice.
Now that is funny. Hit Antifa HQ.
And the rest of Oregon stood up and cheered!
With all of the surveillance tools available, it should be easy to get these terrorists. Drones would be very helpful.
BOMB THE BLUE!
https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2022/10/1200/675/greater-idaho-oregon-voting-map.jpg?ve=1&tl=1
Also, Trump administration sues Oregon for refusing to turn over voter data:
https://www.opb.org/article/2025/09/16/oregon-politics-donald-trump-lawsuit-voting-voter-data/
Take out the Oregon Democrat Gestapo!
The Sasquatch Army will dispense with the remains in the woods.
But, but, those strikes will be “mostly peaceful”.
Love the Bee, our official newspaper of record.
P
Somebody tell that numbnuts Malcolm Nance(y) boy that the terrorism charge against Luigi was a STATE charge not a federal charge and there are definitely federal laws against terrorism.
The Bee may be prophetic— the hard Left is doubling down on murderous nihilism after Kirk’s assassination, and some large scale actions may take place where there are sufficiently large groups of organized Communists.
I love the series Portlandia.
It’s a good documentary.
Watched one episode and thought it was too real.
That's my headline.
Babylon Bee.
The folks at the Bee are just ON IT!
LOL
BREAKING 🅱️
The Dutch Parliament just voted in favor of listing Antifa as a terrorist organization..
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