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After Antifa Designated A Terrorist Organization, Trump Orders Drone Strikes On Portland
BabylonBee.com ^ | Sep 18, 2025 | The Babylon Bee✓ @TheBabylonBee

Posted on 09/18/2025 1:01:04 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

PORTLAND, OR — In an unprecedented move, President Trump authorized a drone strike on Portland after designating Antifa a terrorist organization.

The longtime hotbed for Antifa activity was the first target to root out any and all operations of the terrorist group. Trump consulted with Homeland Security and Pentagon officials before ordering the strike.

"We found their main training cell," Trump told reporters. "I ordered the strike on Portland after learning the majority of Antifa terrorists are living and training there. It's incredible. We're gonna get all of 'em, believe me."

Trump designated the group as a terrorist organization following years of violence and incitement, with Antifa members having been behind some of the most violent attacks on our country in the riots following the death of George Floyd, the protests of conservative speakers at college campuses, and many other acts of social unrest and agitation. Intel has shown evidence of large cells based in Portland, Seattle, and Los Angeles, immediately making liberal cities Trump's primary targets.

"We think we got most of them, but there are probably still some living in the tunnels under the city of Portland," Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth said. "We plan on sending in SEAL Team 6 to sweep the city and set up a perimeter. Unsurprisingly, the normal residents of Portland seem thrilled by the strikes. Bombs away, boys!"

At publishing time, Trump had also ordered a drone strike on local area coffee shops in an attempt to take out Antifa and members of the weird hipster population at the same time.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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Aaron Danielson was stalked and shot in the Portland Oregon streets for having an American Flag shirt

“We got one” ANTIFA shouted as they kiIIed him for being in their proclaimed territory


1 posted on 09/18/2025 1:01:04 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

If only


2 posted on 09/18/2025 1:02:25 PM PDT by Morgana ( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul 🇺🇸 )
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To: All

THIS IS SICK, SO SICK!

WHERE ARE YOUR BRAINS, YOUR LOGIC?

What the heck were you doing launching only ONE drone strike on Portland?!


3 posted on 09/18/2025 1:03:07 PM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

It would be an improvement


4 posted on 09/18/2025 1:03:16 PM PDT by Fledermaus ("It turns out all we really needed was a new President!")
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To: Morgana

Rolling Thunder would be my choice.


5 posted on 09/18/2025 1:05:20 PM PDT by GingisK
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Now that is funny. Hit Antifa HQ.


6 posted on 09/18/2025 1:06:26 PM PDT by bray (It's not racist to be racist against races the DNC hates.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

And the rest of Oregon stood up and cheered!


7 posted on 09/18/2025 1:13:56 PM PDT by Valpal1 (Not even the police are safe from the police!!!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

With all of the surveillance tools available, it should be easy to get these terrorists. Drones would be very helpful.


8 posted on 09/18/2025 1:15:25 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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Cleaning house....
9 posted on 09/18/2025 1:16:33 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Democrats should have been barred from elections since The Battle Of Athens.)
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To: Morgana

BOMB THE BLUE!
https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2022/10/1200/675/greater-idaho-oregon-voting-map.jpg?ve=1&tl=1
Also, Trump administration sues Oregon for refusing to turn over voter data:
https://www.opb.org/article/2025/09/16/oregon-politics-donald-trump-lawsuit-voting-voter-data/
Take out the Oregon Democrat Gestapo!
The Sasquatch Army will dispense with the remains in the woods.


10 posted on 09/18/2025 1:22:08 PM PDT by doc maverick
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

But, but, those strikes will be “mostly peaceful”.
Love the Bee, our official newspaper of record.


11 posted on 09/18/2025 1:22:12 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: E. Pluribus Unum; bitt; little jeremiah

P


12 posted on 09/18/2025 1:25:38 PM PDT by thinden (Buckle Up!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Somebody tell that numbnuts Malcolm Nance(y) boy that the terrorism charge against Luigi was a STATE charge not a federal charge and there are definitely federal laws against terrorism.


13 posted on 09/18/2025 1:28:46 PM PDT by jpp113
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The Bee may be prophetic— the hard Left is doubling down on murderous nihilism after Kirk’s assassination, and some large scale actions may take place where there are sufficiently large groups of organized Communists.


14 posted on 09/18/2025 1:32:15 PM PDT by pierrem15 ("Massacrez-les, car le seigneur connait les siens" )
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To: bray

I love the series Portlandia.

It’s a good documentary.


15 posted on 09/18/2025 2:29:43 PM PDT by Phoenix8
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To: Phoenix8

Watched one episode and thought it was too real.


16 posted on 09/18/2025 2:33:18 PM PDT by bray (It's not racist to be racist against races the DNC hates.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Babylon Bee Gets People's Hopes Up Again

That's my headline.

17 posted on 09/18/2025 2:38:04 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
Babylon Bee.

18 posted on 09/18/2025 2:54:12 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum; Lazamataz

The folks at the Bee are just ON IT!

LOL


19 posted on 09/18/2025 3:06:10 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

BREAKING 🅱️

The Dutch Parliament just voted in favor of listing Antifa as a terrorist organization..


20 posted on 09/18/2025 3:42:04 PM PDT by CFW
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