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10 Best Reasons To Leave Islam For Christianity
The Bee ^
| Sep 9, 2025
| The Bee
Posted on 09/10/2025 10:50:10 AM PDT by dayglored
Converting to a different faith can be intimidating, but when the pros outweigh the cons, it can be totally worth it. You just have to be aware of the benefits of making the switch.
For any Muslims considering jumping ship, The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of the best reasons to leave Islam for Christianity:
- Bacon: The list could end right here, and it would still be worth it.
- Your wife can show her face in public without being stoned to death: Have you ever watched someone try to eat soup at a cafe while wearing a burqa? Not cute.
- No more of those itchy explosive vests: A nice T-shirt is perfectly fine. And it won't kill you or anyone else.
- Did we mention bacon?: Just making sure.
- Ditch your AK-47 for a good ol' AR-15: Like all true Christians.
- You can listen to Switchfoot instead of that creepy loudspeaker music telling you to pray: This is almost as good as the bacon one.
- Replace your Quran with great Joel Osteen books: Still filled with false religion, but at least they're cheerful.
- You can face any direction you want while praying: No more of this "bow toward the east" mumbo-jumbo.
- 100% less murderous hatred: You'd be surprised at how much better life is when you're not being commanded to murder anyone.
- Now you can actually have your sins forgiven by Jesus Christ the living Word of God and go to actual Heaven: A lot better than the alternative.
And those are just the tip of the iceberg! The benefits of converting to Christianity are too many to count.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; christianity; islam; satire
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To: dayglored
14) You can marry a woman without having to also raise her.
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09/10/2025 11:43:00 AM PDT
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Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: dayglored
An equally good title would be:
10 Best Reasons to Leave Islam for Civilization
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09/10/2025 11:44:20 AM PDT
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glennaro
(2025: The year of America's rebirth as a Great (and Free) Republic)
To: ChronicMA
15) Christian men have only one mother-in-law.
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09/10/2025 11:44:39 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Redcitizen
16) (see photo above) Christian men can pray with others without having to smell another man’s butt.
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09/10/2025 11:47:12 AM PDT
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Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Redcitizen
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That’s some handy information. LOL indeed!
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09/10/2025 12:03:45 PM PDT
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dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: dayglored
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09/10/2025 12:35:54 PM PDT
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Salman
(It's not a slippery slope if it was part of the program all along.)
To: dayglored
You can listen to Switchfoot instead of that creepy loudspeaker music telling you to pray I don't know what a Switchfoot is, but I'm sure glad I don't live near a mosque, where I would hear that call every morning.
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