Posted on 09/03/2025 4:15:23 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-tells-dad-he-going-to-need-a-new-boat
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Hunter Biden informed his father today that, due to an unexpected malfunction, he is going to be needing a new boat.
His prior boat apparently caught fire and exploded while going on a little outing through the southern Caribbean.
"The old boat, uh, died," explained Hunter to his father. "It's the darndest thing, you know? Just humming along in the Caribbean, on a dolphin tour, when... boom! It just blew up out of nowhere. So, yeah, I'm going to be needing a new boat pretty quick, before the drugs wear o -- I mean, before I get sad from losing my boat."
According to sources, Hunter had several friends on his old boat that he was really looking forward to seeing. "I'm super bummed to not get to see Juan, Julio, Juan, Eduardo, or Juan," said Hunter. "They were such good guys. They would always say these funny jokes, like, 'You better pay up or we'll kill your family!' I'm gonna miss them."
At publishing time, Hunter had also informed his dad he was going to need whatever the cash equivalent was of 10,000 kilos of fentanyl.
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You got me! Good job. I thought this was from the Bee. Leave to old Joe to teach the azzhole how to swim. 🫤
Bawahahaha
You do know that pendejo means friend in Spanish dontcha? In this case many pendejo’s.
Where did you get that translation?
“Trump done sunk muh boat!” 😂😂🤣
From a Mexican co-worker. He said just refer to old Juan as my best pendejo. Juan will love it. 😜
Cheech and /or Chong.
As far as I know it is very derogatory, meaning...well, you don’t want to know. Between friends it may be benign, but not when aimed from outside that circle.
😂
Dang Dog you’re getting old dropping those boys name. Wonder where Dave went. All I ever knew was he wasn’t there.
I was just BS’ing you. I know what it means. I don’t call anyone, especially a friend an azzhole. I might say don’t be a pendejo screwing around but I’m too old to start a fight. 😁
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
Depends on which side of the door you were on.
True.
“Oye, pinche pendejo! Tu puta madre”.
Try that one to a stranger. Lol
I catch just enough to know Fluffy is not going to using this. 🙁
Old? Had to go to the theater to see C&C’s movies. Albums were expensive, but a friend had some C&C. I usually bought music. Mixed tapes were just coming into vogue, and people were recording albums from FM. The good ol’ days.
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