Posted on 09/03/2025 1:37:01 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a statement from the Oval Office, President Trump stubbornly refused to admit that he died this past weekend.
Journalists pressed the President as to why he would not simply admit that he is dead, but to no avail.
"You are obviously dead, Mr. President. Why will you not level with the American people?" asked Kaitlin Collins of CBS News.
"Excuse me, but can a ghost shoot three under par on the back nine like I did on Saturday? No way, not any ghosts that I know," responded President Trump. "They can't even hold a club with their ghost hands. It's embarrassing, frankly, how bad ghosts are at golf."
"Mr. President, sir. Ghosts can learn to exert force on real objects -- or have you not seen the Patrick Swayze movie Ghost?" responded Collins. "You're dead, Mr. President. Just admit it."
"That's ridiculous, a ghost could never beat me at golf," said Trump. "I will challenge any ghost, anywhere, to a round of golf. You can get the ghost of Arnold Palmer, I don't care who it is, no chance. I am the best at ghost golf, believe me."
At publishing time, the media had denounced Trump's proclamation of still being alive as "fake news."
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He’s getting better...
stubbornly refused to admit that he died this past weekend.
The left is outraged! Greta Farquhar is launching a flotilla up the Potomac!
Damn good thing I am not King for a day....Uganda would have a whole lot more people...
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-PJ
“Federal Judge Boseberg issues temporary nationwide injunction on Trump’s living status. Trump expected to appeal.”
Scuttlebutt says he will survive. 👍
Lying about his death? Eric Swalwell will file impeachment charges.
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I think El Salvador has a case to make at being upset, what with Uganda now being the American preferred drop-off destination for deportees.
Bass Terd!
From confidential sources we have learned that Trump did die for about 10 minutes, stone cold dead. But per Trump himself Saint Peter meet him at the Pearly Gates and informed him that the Big Guy said he has more work to do on earth and that stone cold dead body revived better than ever. Trump asked Saint Peter if the Big Guy could put an extra 50 yards on his tee shot? Peter said, “we can do this.”
I thought Peter would say, we’re good, but we’re not THAT good.
Trump is dead is just a Liberal wet dream. A wish only but one they might really regret if a nut kills trump and all who cheer will face rebuke.
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