Don't forget:
Wash your hands more than once a day: Dirt and grease enhance the taste of manly food.
1 posted on
08/25/2025 10:09:46 AM PDT by
dayglored
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To: dayglored
Oops, actual article date is Aug 21, 2025 not Aug 21, 2005.
2 posted on
08/25/2025 10:12:22 AM PDT by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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4 posted on
08/25/2025 10:14:08 AM PDT by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
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5 posted on
08/25/2025 10:15:11 AM PDT by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
To: dayglored
Offering to give your wife a foot massage.
6 posted on
08/25/2025 10:15:38 AM PDT by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: dayglored
11. Wear pink Spandex pants.
12. Go to Yoga.
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9 posted on
08/25/2025 10:19:35 AM PDT by
Bigg Red
( Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.)
To: dayglored
I used a napkin. I’m wearing a short sleeve Rush Limbaugh polo shirt.
To: dayglored
Damn,..I do half these things. I better get a boyfriend
12 posted on
08/25/2025 10:21:52 AM PDT by
Az Joe
(Live free or die)
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13 posted on
08/25/2025 10:22:07 AM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
(It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
To: dayglored
Wash your hands after expressing your dog’s anal glands.
To: dayglored
Listening to and singing along with Taylor Swift.
19 posted on
08/25/2025 10:30:22 AM PDT by
TTFlyer
(Lenin: that by the infliction of terror, a well-organized minority can conquer a nation.)
To: dayglored
I don’t get #8. What help could they possibly give me at Home Depot?
To: dayglored
Videotaping yourself declaring yourself a Swiftie.
Being a Swiftie.
22 posted on
08/25/2025 10:38:36 AM PDT by
Texas Eagle
("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
To: dayglored
Shimmying your shoulders when you talk.
23 posted on
08/25/2025 10:39:22 AM PDT by
Texas Eagle
("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
To: dayglored
Driving a electric vehicle
To: dayglored
I had my man card temporarily suspended many years ago. My offense was that I stopped to ask for directions with a car filled with coworkers, including a female. It’s a mark on my permanent record.
29 posted on
08/25/2025 10:54:26 AM PDT by
Dutch Boy
(The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
To: dayglored
#8 - “I know more than you.”
30 posted on
08/25/2025 11:00:06 AM PDT by
larrytown
(A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
To: dayglored
Real men don’t worry about lists of things that will cost you your “man card”.
Real men are comfortable in their own skin, and do whatever they bloody well want ...
33 posted on
08/25/2025 11:26:03 AM PDT by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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