St. Pete woman wearing hot dog costume arrested after putting toilet paper on neighbor’s vehicle

Fox13 News ^ | 8/22/2025 | Staff

[simpson96]

The St. Pete Police Department said Marcia Morgan was arrested Monday for disorderly conduct and resisting an officer without violence.

Officers said Morgan was upset that her neighbor was parking near her yard when the incident started. They said she, while dressed in a hot dog costume, started leaning against her neighbor's vehicle.

She also ripped toilet paper and started placing it all over the vehicle, the responding officer said in her arrest affidavit.

She's accused of being intoxicated and refusing to cooperate with the investigation, according to SPPD.

[BenLurkin]

Performance art.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Looks more like a hot dog in a human being costume.

[Secret Agent Man]

We are fortunate many of the crazies self-identify themselves as such, with her, her hair color is the key takeaway.

Piercings, tattoos, shaved heads, wild colors. All say I am crazy and stay away. And that, we do.

[Jamestown1630]

No explanation as to why the hot dog suit? Most people don’t just have those in their closets...

[Ezekiel]

She also ripped toilet paper and started placing it all over the vehicle

Collage isn't what it used to be. Some people never learn!

[Telepathic Intruder]

It’s important to note that hot dog suits are still perfectly legal.

[Jamestown1630]

Collage or decoupage?

[Hyman Roth]

Speak for yourself 😎

[Ezekiel]

In this case, it might have been depoupage.

[Larry Lucido]

Seems like she had a square to spare. Many squares, in fact.

Oh, and if I had a nickel for everyone I arrested in a hot dog costume - I’d be broke.

[sjmjax]

Yes, nature has unique ways to warn us of dangerous wildlife.

[Charles Martel]

This is the wurst.

[frank ballenger]

Let’s see you top that, Florida Man.

[frank ballenger]

Judge: I never sausage a thing.

[lee martell]

Looks like she woke up clutching an empty bottle of rum and screaming the ‘F’ word at her Goldfish (again!).

[EandH Dad]

Alcohol was involved.

[frank ballenger]

She woke up from a dream that day, still humming “Oh, I’d love to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner. That is what I truly want to be.”

https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=lyric+oh+i%27d+love+to+be+on+oscar+meyer+weiner&mid=43B3CC6A7210470001A543B3CC6A7210470001A5&mmscn=stvo&mcid

[simpson96]

LOL

[gundog]

”Cheers!”