1 posted on
08/23/2025 6:44:21 PM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
2 posted on
08/23/2025 6:45:56 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: simpson96
Looks more like a hot dog in a human being costume.
3 posted on
08/23/2025 6:46:38 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(You can vote your way into socialist communism, but you will have to shoot your way out.)
To: simpson96
We are fortunate many of the crazies self-identify themselves as such, with her, her hair color is the key takeaway.
Piercings, tattoos, shaved heads, wild colors. All say I am crazy and stay away. And that, we do.
4 posted on
08/23/2025 6:48:21 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: simpson96
No explanation as to why the hot dog suit? Most people don’t just have those in their closets...
5 posted on
08/23/2025 6:48:44 PM PDT by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: simpson96; Red Badger; SunkenCiv; The Spirit Of Allegiance; Rennes Templar; ProtectOurFreedom
She also ripped toilet paper and started placing it all over the vehicle Collage isn't what it used to be. Some people never learn!
6 posted on
08/23/2025 6:49:01 PM PDT by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: simpson96
It’s important to note that hot dog suits are still perfectly legal.
To: simpson96
13 posted on
08/23/2025 7:30:03 PM PDT by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: simpson96
Let’s see you top that, Florida Man.
14 posted on
08/23/2025 7:34:41 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: simpson96
Judge: I never sausage a thing.
15 posted on
08/23/2025 7:36:19 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: simpson96
Looks like she woke up clutching an empty bottle of rum and screaming the ‘F’ word at her Goldfish (again!).
To: simpson96
17 posted on
08/23/2025 7:39:11 PM PDT by
EandH Dad
(sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
To: simpson96
18 posted on
08/23/2025 7:39:49 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: simpson96
I stopped at a Walmart o e day and noticed a car that had been totally wrapped up in seran wrap.
21 posted on
08/23/2025 8:26:08 PM PDT by
Bob434
(Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
To: simpson96; frank ballenger; Noumenon
St. Pete woman wearing hot dog costume arrested after putting toilet paper on neighbor’s vehicleI relish stories like this.
Bet she's in hot water now!
Regards,
23 posted on
08/23/2025 11:08:19 PM PDT by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: simpson96; Lazamataz
She seems nice. What do you say, Laz?
24 posted on
08/24/2025 1:06:19 AM PDT by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: simpson96
Much as I hate to feel sorry for a looney toon, I always think this is a bogus charge.. “refusing to cooperate with the investigation”.
26 posted on
08/24/2025 2:24:22 AM PDT by
Waverunner
(Torah! Torah! Torah! my favorite IDF radio code.)
To: simpson96
Hot dog ladies in Florida in the 80's and 90's had street carts at busy corners, often near strip clubs, and would wear a bikini, which would tie up traffic.
They passed a dress code, no bikinis, so the next week the local intersection was jammed up solid.
The girls had on skin colored body suits, with hair and nipples painted at the appropriate spots.
Got to obey the law, after all.
27 posted on
08/24/2025 2:33:26 AM PDT by
Waverunner
(Torah! Torah! Torah! my favorite IDF radio code.)
To: simpson96
30 posted on
08/24/2025 4:48:50 AM PDT by
nuconvert
( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
To: simpson96
When I wear my hot dog costume, I’m generally a nicer person.
To: simpson96
Men’s rule for grocery shopping...
always, always, ALWAYS...get the hotdogs in your shopping cart FIRST, then grab the buns.
...Because you don’t want to end up wandering the store around looking for hotdogs for your buns.
...timeless heterosexual wisdom right there.
33 posted on
08/24/2025 10:32:17 AM PDT by
Z28.310
(does not comply well with others)
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