Noo, many tribes o Sassenach tak great pride in their facial hair. Why, I’ve seen growths on an upper lip that would do a walrus proud. Walrus, laddie, ye remember, at the Calder Park Zoo?
Aye wi the breath like Uncle Alistair after a bad nicht.
These grand mustaches they wax and shape in tae curlicues, horns, or een daggers. Their beards they oil, braid, tie wi ribbands... och, sae fancy! And many of their men do the same things.
Pam! Pam, have the FBI check the metropolitan zoos! Before he completely blends in.
That’s funny!
I read the title 2 times before I git it...just tired...
Dear Babylon Bee, your article is not as funny as usual. The reason is that Walruses are much more useful and smarter than John Bolton. If John Bolton was trying to hide amongst walruses, the walruses would tell the FBI where he is. 😀
