10 Ways Babies Are Smarter Than Liberals

The Bee ^ | Aug 20, 2025 | The Bee

[dayglored]

While babies are undeniably cute, they aren't too bright. Yet, despite being unable to talk or poo on a potty, babies are still significantly smarter than today's liberals. Here are ten ways babies are outpacing the libs:

1. They instinctively know only mommy has breasts: First point goes to the babies.

2. They firmly refused to wear government-mandated face masks: Babies follow the science.

3. Babies know that a grown man falling up the stairs of Air Force One is really funny and want to see it again and again: Adorable and smart.

4. They do not eat kale: Only dumb libs eat kale. Babies win again.

5. A baby has never said, "True communism has never been tried.": Their brilliance towers over the poor liberals.

6. Babies do not enact segregation based on skin color: Another loss for the libs.

7. They have never once voted to limit Second Amendment rights: Yet again, babies come out on top.

8. Babies poop themselves, but don't try to pretend like they didn't: You weren't fooling anyone, Joe.

9. Babies have never raised your taxes: They understand that taxation is theft.

10. Babies somehow know abortion is wrong: Wow. Babies are just running the table here.

And the final tally is: Babies 10, Liberals 0. Congratulations, babies.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babies; babylonbee; liberals; satire

[dayglored]

And the babies have it!!

[metmom]

And babies know evil when they see it.

Beware of someone who babies (or dogs) don’t like.

As an aside, I have a friends who used to be missionaries in Colombia among some Indian tribes.

They kept some very large dogs that the natives were terrified of and the dogs would not let the natives on the mission property. But they did let natives who were believers on, which freaked out the rest of the tribes because they knew who the believers were and they knew the dogs knew.

[metmom]

FWIW< The Bee needs to recognize that babies are much smarter and more aware of what’s going on around them that most people realize. They simply can’t communicate it. Yet.

But those who know sign language show advanced reasoning skills by using the signs are a far younger age than babies learn to talk at.

[TigersEye]

The Bee should do dogs vs. liberals next. :)

[No name given]

I agree.

[Savage Beast]

The willfully stupid are more dangerous than the willfully blind.

[teeman8r]

Dogs know immediately, and instinctively, if you are a male or a female.

[DeplorableTrumpSupporter]

The Bee is at it again...Thanks Bee.. Funny...as usual

[Getready]

.....out of the mouth of babes...