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1 posted on 08/18/2025 11:34:50 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Always keep straws and $100 bills away from your doggies


2 posted on 08/18/2025 11:37:28 AM PDT by C210N (Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)
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To: Red Badger

Hide his laptop


3 posted on 08/18/2025 11:38:01 AM PDT by bigbob (If thou doth eff around, thou wilt findeth out)
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To: Red Badger

Quit using it?


4 posted on 08/18/2025 11:38:38 AM PDT by Hyman Roth
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To: Red Badger

Snortin? It’s what dogs do. I get nervous when mine starts freebasing.


5 posted on 08/18/2025 11:40:15 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Red Badger
There is a zero percent chance any pets of ours will ingest our illegal drugs.

Gold star to the first person who can figure out why.

6 posted on 08/18/2025 11:40:25 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: Red Badger

“i’m kinda curious about that, myself.”

7 posted on 08/18/2025 11:41:23 AM PDT by gundog (The ends justify the mean tweets. )
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To: Red Badger

Don’t want your dogs or children to ingest cocaine? Don’t keep it around!


8 posted on 08/18/2025 11:41:58 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH! )
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To: Red Badger
pet owners may not know what their dog consumed off the floor

There is no cocaine on my floors.

What steps can owners take to prevent their pets from accidentally ingesting such substances?

Stay away, avoid walking the dog in San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Lost Angeless, etc.

9 posted on 08/18/2025 11:43:26 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try )
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To: Red Badger

My dog just grinds his teeth and talks endlessly..


10 posted on 08/18/2025 11:43:48 AM PDT by mowowie
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We have an already wild year and a half old French Bulldog.

I can’t imagine what a bit of cocaine would do to here...


11 posted on 08/18/2025 11:44:45 AM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: Red Badger

Make sure he can’t find your wallet or car keys?


13 posted on 08/18/2025 11:48:15 AM PDT by DesertRhino (When men on the chessboard, get up and tell you where to go…)
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To: Red Badger

How do they know what I do?
What is going on , did the dog die?
Really seems AI, this one.
I want to know what to do if my dog eats my stash.


14 posted on 08/18/2025 11:48:50 AM PDT by right way right (“May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
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To: Red Badger

“Here’s one crazy tip that Big Veterinary Medicine doesn’t want you to know about how to keep your dog from a cocaine overdose...”

Also...there probably needs to be a sequel to “Cocaine Bear.”


15 posted on 08/18/2025 11:50:13 AM PDT by FateAmenableToChange
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To: Red Badger

I can only try to imagine a Corgi after a little taste of the booger sugar.


20 posted on 08/18/2025 12:10:20 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: Red Badger

Maybe Cocaine Bear could tell us.


21 posted on 08/18/2025 12:10:53 PM PDT by FreedomNotSafety
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To: Red Badger

I just came for the comments from irrational dog owners to say “anyone who leaves drugs around their dogs ought to have cocaine shoved up their noses until they die”.


22 posted on 08/18/2025 12:10:55 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Red Badger

Call the cops on the owner and find a better home for the dog.


23 posted on 08/18/2025 12:23:34 PM PDT by Karl Spooner
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To: Red Badger

What do you do if your dog ingests cocaine?

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I know

Kick your self in the ass for possessing cocaine first

Then kick yourself in the ass again for leaving it where your pet can get at it.


25 posted on 08/18/2025 12:59:57 PM PDT by cuz1961
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26 posted on 08/18/2025 1:34:45 PM PDT by Tom Tetroxide (Psalm 146:3 "Do not trust in princes, in the Son of Man, who has no salvation.")
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To: Red Badger

This is some good s$#t man, what is it?

Labrador.

Labrador?

Yeah, my dog ate my stash. I had to follow him around for 3 days to get it back.

SPEW!


30 posted on 08/18/2025 4:25:58 PM PDT by Fledermaus ("It turns out all we really needed was a new President!")
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