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Democrats Warn New Trump Census Could Negate All The Illegal Alien Votes Biden Brought In
X.com ^ | 4:00 PM · Aug 8, 2025 | The Babylon Bee✓ @TheBabylonBee

Posted on 08/08/2025 2:09:14 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-new-trump-census-could-negate-all-the-illegal-alien-votes-biden-brought-in

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After President Donald Trump ordered census takers to only include U.S. citizens in their counts, Democrats warned the country that the new rule could negate all the illegal alien votes Joe Biden worked so hard to bring in.

After news broke of Trump's changes to the census process, top Democrats took to the airwaves to let the American people know that such a drastic shift in procedure could potentially trample the voting rights of the millions of illegals imported under the Biden administration.

"This could lead to only U.S. citizens voting in U.S. elections," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "That's a fate we cannot allow to happen. This is America, after all. The land of opportunity for criminals and illegal migrants to come here and do whatever they want without any consequences. That hope… that future… could be lost if we let Trump get what he wants. This is not what we spent the last four years building under Joe Biden, God rest his soul."

When reached for comment, former President Joe Biden expressed disappointment that Trump was seeking to undo all of his hard work. "It's a shame," he told reporters. "The idea… that President Trump thinks only legal citizens should be allowed to vote, after me and my adminis.. My adminis… my ad.. my… folks, here's the deal. We put in a lot of effort to ship in all these brown folks from… from… wherever the heck they… I don't know. We had a plan. And now that might be… at least we finally beat Medicare."

At publishing time, Democrats also warned the American public that the Trump administration's ongoing effort to eliminate government waste and corruption could lead to the elimination of government waste and corruption.


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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Why do the Bolshies freak out about their slave laborers. Did those ahos bring the commie freeloaders here to work as slave laborers or to vote for the DemonRATS and their fake Demockrazy?


21 posted on 08/08/2025 7:43:56 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (They brought down the WTC now we're electing them to all government positions in the U.S.)
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"This is not what we spent the last four years building under Joe Biden, God rest his soul."

Didn't know that Old Joe finally gave up the ghost- Oh, well- that's too bad.

22 posted on 08/08/2025 8:02:33 PM PDT by matthew fuller (It is imperative that WE THE PEOPLE outlaw NEA, representatives of the left and politicians.)
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Trump Census Could Negate All The Illegal Alien Votes Biden Brought In.

It’s the nasty word again the left hates most JUSTICE.


23 posted on 08/09/2025 8:39:56 AM PDT by Vaduz
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