Posted on 08/08/2025 2:09:14 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After President Donald Trump ordered census takers to only include U.S. citizens in their counts, Democrats warned the country that the new rule could negate all the illegal alien votes Joe Biden worked so hard to bring in.
After news broke of Trump's changes to the census process, top Democrats took to the airwaves to let the American people know that such a drastic shift in procedure could potentially trample the voting rights of the millions of illegals imported under the Biden administration.
"This could lead to only U.S. citizens voting in U.S. elections," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "That's a fate we cannot allow to happen. This is America, after all. The land of opportunity for criminals and illegal migrants to come here and do whatever they want without any consequences. That hope… that future… could be lost if we let Trump get what he wants. This is not what we spent the last four years building under Joe Biden, God rest his soul."
When reached for comment, former President Joe Biden expressed disappointment that Trump was seeking to undo all of his hard work. "It's a shame," he told reporters. "The idea… that President Trump thinks only legal citizens should be allowed to vote, after me and my adminis.. My adminis… my ad.. my… folks, here's the deal. We put in a lot of effort to ship in all these brown folks from… from… wherever the heck they… I don't know. We had a plan. And now that might be… at least we finally beat Medicare."
At publishing time, Democrats also warned the American public that the Trump administration's ongoing effort to eliminate government waste and corruption could lead to the elimination of government waste and corruption.
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Not really satire. This is what Democrats are actually thinking!
Funny how most Democrats would read that and think it’s true.
They are a hot mess right now.
Trump is running circles around them. The rapid decline in corporate news & media has hurt the Dems more than they want to admit. They are flooding social media but are getting ratio’d to death and the comments from voters are brutal.
They are warning, I am celebrating.
Dems having trouble all over:
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I swear I thought that this was the Bee. I don’t want them here in the USA much less voting. The Dems will push this BS to a war I picked a side at childhood, I’m 73 and I ain’t changing now.
It is the Bee.
Too true.
It’s a hot summer left wing agitation . Gunfire ramping up. Especially on police officers.
At publishing time, Democrats also warned the American public that the Trump administration's ongoing effort to eliminate government waste and corruption could lead to the elimination of government waste and corruption.
That was the idea. Illegals have no rights whatsoever in our country. Liberal judges should be brought up on charges for aiding and abetting criminal illegals.
I saw X.com and jumped the shark. My comment stands though. Dems suck.
My apologies also for the miss. 😁. Regards
WHAT voting rights?
Oops. Got me.
It probably is true.
Are we sure this is satire?🙄🤔
Every now and then the Babylon Bee slips up and reports the actual news.
When non-citizens (legal and illegal) apply for a Driver’s License they are automatically registered to vote often.
It is the vote harvesters who vote, not the non-citizens (in my experience).
If those names stay on the voter lists in 2026, 2028, 2030 as has been the case in the past, then the vote harvesters have continued access.
Note that vote harvesters treat non-citizens, the dead, movers, the apolitical equally. They do not disciminate.
It is also what Trump and other Republicans are thinking. Or should be.
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