Posted on 08/08/2025 5:12:34 AM PDT by V_TWIN
TULSA, OK — Witnesses said local wife Danielle Matson perked up quickly after hearing the sound of her husband, Dave, plopping down on the couch, as it instantly reminded her of all the things she needed him to do for her.
While her husband had just finished mowing and weeding the yard after spending all day working at his day job, Danielle didn't remember all of the pressing tasks she needed him to complete until she heard his body make contact with the couch cushions.
"Oh! Dave!" she exclaimed. "Can you bring in the giant bag of flour I bought from Costco that's in the back of the van in the garage? I need it right now to make bread for dinner, and it's so heavy."
Dave reportedly sighed, savoring the two seconds he got to enjoy sitting on the couch before slowly standing up and heading out to the garage. "I felt my back make contact with the couch for a moment, and it felt nice," he said. "I'd like to try that again sometime... but maybe for longer."
Danielle thanked her husband for bringing her the bag of flour and paused, holding still to see if she could hear him sit down once again. "Dave... are you going to sit down? I could use some help with the dishes before I start dinner."
At publishing time, sources said Dave could be heard trying to "sneak" away to use the restroom before Danielle asked him how long he was planning on being gone, as the garbage needed to be taken out.
Lol. Didn’t see her thanking him for going to his paying job all day. Why weren’t those dishes done while he was gone? My guess is she watched TV all day eating bon bons.
Every married man knows this....
I wish...😪
It’s totally ok however to come home from work to a trashed house, a woman still in her pajamas and no dinner...
The biggest mistake mankind made was when we allowed them to start wearing shoes...
Yep!!
It does sound like Danielle ate bonbons after she got back from Costco, I’ll give you that.
Seriously, you guys need better wives. When you have better wives, you mow the lawn when you feel like doing it. If it’s a riding mower, you mow the lawn a LOT.
Also, better wives make sure to keep your beer fridge packed with your favorites, too.
My mother-in-law did this to husband when he was a late teen/early 20s and was working. He would sit down to read and she would ask for something from the basement three or four times in a row. Exasperated, he told her to please figure out what she needed so he could get everything in one trip.
I never ask him to do anything. He would call me a nag.
The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
LOL. This male FReeper does it ALL. Cook, clean, laundry, dishes, finances, lawn, pool, general maintenance...you name it, I do it.
What does your wife do? I’m asking seriously. Is she handicapped or just high maintenance?
See my post 14......I just put the weedeater up 😏
LOL! Truth.
She isn’t handicapped per se. But she has physical limitations that make physical activity very difficult or impossible for her. I’m happy to be able to take care of things, mostly. I retired a couple of months ago so it’s not so bad. Thanks for asking.
Damn straight “truth”!
Kinda true. It all varies. My wife is a nurse and I’m mostly retired. I do 75% of the housework. I enjoy it.
Mark Gungor-A Tale of Two Brains" (Full version)
I admit that this is my favorite part (link takes you right to it)
A Man's Brain is like a...box! And this part:
A Woman's Brain is like...a big ball of wire-everything is connected to EVERYTHING!
Watching the video will be the best five minutes you spend today, especially if this thread made you laugh!
I love that video! It’s so true!
This link is to a five minute excerpt that gets right to the heart of the matter-use this one instead:
Why is it that when things are finally starting to run smoothly, they always seem to want to get in there and meddle with it?
Hehehehe...so true!
You know it is true, because you see both the men and women in the audience laughing uproariously...so the truth hits on both sides!
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