Lol. Didn’t see her thanking him for going to his paying job all day. Why weren’t those dishes done while he was gone? My guess is she watched TV all day eating bon bons.
It does sound like Danielle ate bonbons after she got back from Costco, I’ll give you that.
Seriously, you guys need better wives. When you have better wives, you mow the lawn when you feel like doing it. If it’s a riding mower, you mow the lawn a LOT.
Also, better wives make sure to keep your beer fridge packed with your favorites, too.
Or.....
She also could have worked all day too. Then did the shopping. Then started dinner. Then on and on.
The snarking here at Dave’s wife is unjustified. This satire is not funny.