It does sound like Danielle ate bonbons after she got back from Costco, I’ll give you that.
Seriously, you guys need better wives. When you have better wives, you mow the lawn when you feel like doing it. If it’s a riding mower, you mow the lawn a LOT.
Also, better wives make sure to keep your beer fridge packed with your favorites, too.
LOL. This male FReeper does it ALL. Cook, clean, laundry, dishes, finances, lawn, pool, general maintenance...you name it, I do it.