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Hot dog spill closes Pennsylvania interstate
UPI ^
| 8/2/25
| Simon Corlett
Posted on 08/02/2025 2:30:42 PM PDT by DallasBiff
Aug. 2 (UPI) -- Thousands of frozen hot dogs spilled across Interstate-83 in Pennsylvania, closing the busy highway in both directions after a multi-vehicle collision.
State police and four separate fire departments responded to the crash this week at an exit in Shrewsbury, Pa., the Shrewsbury Volunteer Fire Company confirmed on Facebook.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Food; Local News
KEYWORDS: accident; crash; dog; dogs; freepun; hotdog; hotdogs; i83; meat; paping; pennsylvania; qanon; sausages; shrewsbury; slipperydick; truckspill; weenies
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I know this will get some mad, but to clean the mess up, bring some dogs from the local shelter and the mess will be be gone in 15 minutes.
Everybody happy, especially the dogs.
Flame away.
To: DallasBiff
Too bad it didn’t hit a truck carrying chili cans.
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:31:59 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
("It turns out all we really needed was a new President!")
To: DallasBiff
Cooking time should be about four minutes on that hot asphalt.
To: DallasBiff
no flame!
a great idea
thanks
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:33:47 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: DallasBiff
Hot Dog Crash.
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:34:16 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Import the third world. Become the second world.)
To: DallasBiff
Never sausage a mess. Let the puns begin!
To: DallasBiff
I know this will get some mad, but to clean the mess up, bring some dogs from the local shelter and the mess will be be gone in 15 minutes.
Everybody happy, especially the dogs.
The dogs would relish that opportunity.
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:37:03 PM PDT
by
Dr. Franklin
("A republic, if you can keep it." )
To: DallasBiff
Glad it didn’t happen at night...
That road is overcrowded and dangerous enough in the daylight...
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:38:49 PM PDT
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
To: DallasBiff
Sorry they didn’t land on their buns!
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:39:12 PM PDT
by
dforest
To: DallasBiff
Paging Joey Chestnut......
10
posted on
08/02/2025 2:40:51 PM PDT
by
Polyxene
(Out of the depths have I cried unto thee, O LORD. Lord, hear my voice. Psalm 130)
To: Dr. Franklin
You cut the mustard, Doctor, indeed, you do.
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:41:53 PM PDT
by
decal
(They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
To: lightman
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:46:13 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: DallasBiff
This’ll complement the hamburger all over the highway in Mystic Connecticut.
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:46:34 PM PDT
by
C210N
(Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)
To: DallasBiff
It’d be dog-eat-dog pandemonium!
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:49:46 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: DallasBiff
There are plenty of pig farms here in PA.
They’d be happy to buy them for a discount.
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:53:19 PM PDT
by
airborne
(Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
To: Billthedrill
Never sausage a mess.
Let the buns begin!
🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:55:16 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: C210N
>
This’ll complement the hamburger all over the highway in Mystic Connecticut. What you did there, I see it.
Next we'll read about the big light in sky scaring minority groups in sector B.
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:56:10 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: SaveFerris
If you mustard up the courage to post that, you must have relished it.
To: Billthedrill
I hope to win an Oscar (Meyer)
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posted on
08/02/2025 2:59:05 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: Billthedrill
Eggsackly. But brats not the wurst of it. Cars will have to hash through that scrambled mess until they can get bacon the road.
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posted on
08/02/2025 3:01:39 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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