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Hot dog spill closes Pennsylvania interstate
UPI ^ | 8/2/25 | Simon Corlett

Posted on 08/02/2025 2:30:42 PM PDT by DallasBiff

Aug. 2 (UPI) -- Thousands of frozen hot dogs spilled across Interstate-83 in Pennsylvania, closing the busy highway in both directions after a multi-vehicle collision.

State police and four separate fire departments responded to the crash this week at an exit in Shrewsbury, Pa., the Shrewsbury Volunteer Fire Company confirmed on Facebook.

(Excerpt) Read more at upi.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Food; Local News
KEYWORDS: accident; crash; dog; dogs; freepun; hotdog; hotdogs; i83; meat; paping; pennsylvania; qanon; sausages; shrewsbury; slipperydick; truckspill; weenies

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I know this will get some mad, but to clean the mess up, bring some dogs from the local shelter and the mess will be be gone in 15 minutes.

Everybody happy, especially the dogs.

Flame away.

1 posted on 08/02/2025 2:30:42 PM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

Too bad it didn’t hit a truck carrying chili cans.


2 posted on 08/02/2025 2:31:59 PM PDT by Fledermaus ("It turns out all we really needed was a new President!")
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To: DallasBiff

Cooking time should be about four minutes on that hot asphalt.


3 posted on 08/02/2025 2:32:15 PM PDT by ComputerGuy
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To: DallasBiff

no flame!
a great idea
thanks


4 posted on 08/02/2025 2:33:47 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: DallasBiff
Hot Dog Crash.

These Wienermobile Crash Photos Make You Realize Your Day Isn't Going So  Badly - BestRide

5 posted on 08/02/2025 2:34:16 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Import the third world. Become the second world.)
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To: DallasBiff

Never sausage a mess. Let the puns begin!


6 posted on 08/02/2025 2:35:21 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DallasBiff
I know this will get some mad, but to clean the mess up, bring some dogs from the local shelter and the mess will be be gone in 15 minutes.
Everybody happy, especially the dogs.


The dogs would relish that opportunity.
7 posted on 08/02/2025 2:37:03 PM PDT by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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To: DallasBiff

Glad it didn’t happen at night...
That road is overcrowded and dangerous enough in the daylight...


8 posted on 08/02/2025 2:38:49 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
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To: DallasBiff

Sorry they didn’t land on their buns!


9 posted on 08/02/2025 2:39:12 PM PDT by dforest
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To: DallasBiff

Paging Joey Chestnut......


10 posted on 08/02/2025 2:40:51 PM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths have I cried unto thee, O LORD. Lord, hear my voice. Psalm 130)
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To: Dr. Franklin

You cut the mustard, Doctor, indeed, you do.


11 posted on 08/02/2025 2:41:53 PM PDT by decal (They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
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To: lightman

Videos:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hot+dog+spill


12 posted on 08/02/2025 2:46:13 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: DallasBiff

This’ll complement the hamburger all over the highway in Mystic Connecticut.


13 posted on 08/02/2025 2:46:34 PM PDT by C210N (Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)
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To: DallasBiff

It’d be dog-eat-dog pandemonium!


14 posted on 08/02/2025 2:49:46 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: DallasBiff

There are plenty of pig farms here in PA.

They’d be happy to buy them for a discount.


15 posted on 08/02/2025 2:53:19 PM PDT by airborne (Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
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To: Billthedrill

Never sausage a mess.
Let the buns begin!

🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭


16 posted on 08/02/2025 2:55:16 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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> This’ll complement the hamburger all over the highway in Mystic Connecticut.

What you did there, I see it.

Next we'll read about the big light in sky scaring minority groups in sector B.

17 posted on 08/02/2025 2:56:10 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: SaveFerris

If you mustard up the courage to post that, you must have relished it.


18 posted on 08/02/2025 2:56:49 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

I hope to win an Oscar (Meyer)


19 posted on 08/02/2025 2:59:05 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: Billthedrill

Eggsackly. But brats not the wurst of it. Cars will have to hash through that scrambled mess until they can get bacon the road.


20 posted on 08/02/2025 3:01:39 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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