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CNN: White Man In Bronco Leading Police On High-Speed Chase
BabylonBee.com ^ | 12:46 PM · Jul 30, 2025 | The Babylon Bee✓ @TheBabylonBee

Posted on 07/31/2025 11:04:46 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-white-man-in-bronco-leading-police-on-high-speed-chase

LOS ANGELES — CNN has reported that a white man driving a Ford Bronco is leading police on a chase all around Los Angeles.

According to CNN journalists on the ground, the white male has been identified as famed football player O.J. Simpson, who was fleeing arrest after a warrant was issued in connection with a double homicide.

"We are now taking you to a live video stream of the white man attempting to evade arrest," said anchor Jennifer Donaldson. "The fugitive Caucasian male, identified by police as O.J. 'The Juice' Simpson, is apparently being driven by another Caucasian male, Al Cowlings. The escape vehicle being driven is, of course, also white."

Journalists from other networks disputed CNN's reporting, stating that O.J. Simpson is an incredibly well-known black man. "O.J. is literally one of the most famous black men in the country," stated independent journalist Mickey Stanton. "I respect CNN and all, but I really do feel pretty confident that O.J. is not a white man. I'm standing by my reporting here."

At publishing time, CNN had confirmed that the murder victims were both black.


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1 posted on 07/31/2025 11:04:46 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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2 posted on 07/31/2025 11:09:56 AM PDT by silent_jonny ("it was God alone who prevented the unthinkable from happening." ~ President Trump 7-14-24)
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He just wants to see his fish!
3 posted on 07/31/2025 11:21:16 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“CNN: White Man In Bronco Leading Police On High-Speed Chase”

When the Lame Street Media reports a crime and doesn’t use the term white when describing the perpetrator guess what?


4 posted on 07/31/2025 1:54:09 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (In a way ge is right as)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The Bee is at it again...Thanks BB...


5 posted on 07/31/2025 3:59:16 PM PDT by DeplorableTrumpSupporter (FKA ConservaTeen)
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