Federal Judge Orders Sydney Sweeney To Gain 100 Pounds And Get One Of Those Butch Haircuts

Babylon Bee ^ | 7-29-25 | Babylon Bee

[Old West Conservative]

Yes

[JZelle]

Thought so. Lol

[CondoleezzaProtege]

I just posted an article on FR about Sydney Sweeney’s physical transformation to act as boxing legend Christy Martin for biopic set to premiere this fall. Looks interesting!

[SunkenCiv]

Babylon Bee.

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[xp38]

Dance to move you Dance to move others Dance to move us....

cause when you dance tremors ensue

[TBP]

It’s obvious. Her initials are SS.

[Impy]

:-p

[Songcraft]

Furthermore, the judge ordered her to start wearing Muslim female headgear from now on too, everywhere she goes.


     

[hal ogen]

I wonder how many dangerous tsunamis she has caused???