Posted on 07/24/2025 4:56:20 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
“I didn’t steal your underwear, it was my cat!”
sure....
My original thought was...”WTF???”
But your explanation in #1 was perfect.
Yeah...tired, bruh!
Step 3: Profit!
Thank you. I was hoping.
Step 1: Steal Underwear
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Profit!
Ping!
Just fatigued...
Had a dog who loved underwear.
If he had access, he’d grab a pair, run out of the bedroom and through the house, thrashing a pair side to side, begging you to chase him down. This antic would sometimes happen in front of guests. Yikes! Padlock the hamper!
Worse, he’d stealth-chew the crotch area. Sometimes we’d only notice when we’d go to put them on. Me, I’d laugh. Gf wasn’t in the least bit amused when she’d feel the cool breeze and discover the damage.
A friend of mine would put his money (paper bills) on a dresser when he came home from work each day. Sometimes the money would simply disappear. My friend suspected his wife.
He didn’t mind that the wife was taking the money. He very much did mind that she didn’t tell him first.
Turns out his cat was taking the money, then hiding it behind the furnace in the basement.
💵 🐈
Lol!
How did you find out? Did you get him on camera?
This cat was the inspiration for the Obidens FBI marlogo panty raid.
( Sniker /-)
Cats love giving “gifts” to their owner, especially dead mice and such!
First: I love that name “Leonardo da Pinchy”!
Second: Hilarious! Cats do have quirks, and I can wholly see some cat doing this!
We had a beach house on the Northern Oregon coast when I was growing up.
Our dog, Mandy, would bring home shoes that were left outside by folks renting ‘beach houses’ who did not want to bring the sandy shoes in...
The owners knew there was was a sneak-thief with a penchant for shoes and NEVER left their shoes outside...
Yeah. We switched to animal perverts.
Indeed thanks
As soon as we figure out
Step 2: ?????
We’re rich!!!!
“”Turns out his cat was taking the money, then hiding it behind the furnace in the basement.””
Seems to me, the cat was species-confused, and self-identifying as a dog, since it’s usually canines that take and hide trophies. The cat’s canine instincts stemmed from trauma due to a lack of attention, love and appreciation as the house security mammal re: vermin control and extermination. The cat had, therefore, concluded that it was “not getting paid enough for this s#it”, so it took matters into its own paws. Disclaimer: I’m not an animal shrink, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn once.
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