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Former White House Doctor Denies Ever Knowing A 'Joe Biden'
babylonbee.com ^

Posted on 07/10/2025 9:08:48 AM PDT by V_TWIN

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former White House Physician Dr. Kevin O'Connor, who served from 2020-2024, testified this morning that he has never known any person by the name of "Joe Biden."

The House of Representatives asked Dr. O'Connor to testify as to whether he had ever been instructed to lie about former President Biden's health and mental fitness, but Dr. O'Connor simply explained that he had never heard of anyone called "Joe Biden" or "President Biden" in his life.

"Never heard of the guy, sorry," said Dr. O'Connor. "Really wish I could help, but I'm just drawing a total blank on that name. Biden, Biden...nope, not ringing any bells."

The House Panel reminded Dr. O'Connor that he had personally conducted all of Biden's physicals and showed him his signature on each one. "Weird, must be another Dr. Kevin O'Connor with super similar handwriting. Crazy," responded Dr. O'Connor. "Yeah, I see those photos you're holding up that look like me with this 'Biden' guy, but that's someone else because I don't know him. I mean, we do look a little similar, so I see how you got confused. Sorry, guys."

At publishing time, Dr. O'Connor had asked to be excused as one of his demented patients with prostate cancer needed him up in Delaware.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

1 posted on 07/10/2025 9:08:48 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

Sounds a little strange to me. Of course, if it were me, I’m not sure I would want to even admit who Joe Biden was.


2 posted on 07/10/2025 9:11:53 AM PDT by oldtech
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To: oldtech

It’s satire


3 posted on 07/10/2025 9:17:16 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

The DemonRATS! - The Party of Death and the Fifth Amendment.


4 posted on 07/10/2025 9:18:32 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (DemonRAT politicians say tha pt their voters are all murderers who want American blood for illegals.)
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To: V_TWIN

You know things are bad when you read almost all of it and believe it to be true because things have become so surreal.


5 posted on 07/10/2025 9:19:57 AM PDT by Red6
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To: V_TWIN
Just like a woman ...

"What's a Joe Biden?"

6 posted on 07/10/2025 9:20:51 AM PDT by Rocky Mountain Wild Turkey ("I have an open mind ... just not so open that my brain falls out onto the floor!!")
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To: V_TWIN

The Bee. Writing what the Dr is thinking!!


7 posted on 07/10/2025 9:23:02 AM PDT by albie
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To: V_TWIN

Joe Bidenskyyyy aka Jo Jo Pedo - The Official Liar of the 2020 U.S. “Election”.


8 posted on 07/10/2025 9:34:18 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (DemonRAT politicians say tha pt their voters are all murderers who want American blood for illegals.)
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To: V_TWIN

I’ve heard of ‘Pedo Pete,’ ‘Sleepy Joe,’ or some ‘FJB’ character, but never a ‘President Joe Biden.’


9 posted on 07/10/2025 9:39:51 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Red6

Just what I was thinking.


10 posted on 07/10/2025 9:41:48 AM PDT by BipolarBob (I tried pushing the envelope but it remained stationery.)
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To: V_TWIN

11 posted on 07/10/2025 10:24:46 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: V_TWIN

"I never heard of no Joe Biden."

12 posted on 07/10/2025 10:26:01 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: oldtech

“ Sounds a little strange to me. Of course, if it were me, I’m not sure I would want to even admit who Joe Biden was.”

Not strange at all, it’s 109% true.
An old gypsy woman from New Jersey says it’s totally accurate .


13 posted on 07/10/2025 10:27:36 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (“I don’t really care, Margaret.”)
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To: dfwgator

Perhaps the good doctor should consider a similar exit


14 posted on 07/10/2025 11:37:26 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

To be honest, it’s the good doctor’s only hope to redeem himself.


15 posted on 07/10/2025 11:39:14 AM PDT by stevio (Fight until you die!)
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To: V_TWIN

What ever Joe Biden has he must be a carrier.


16 posted on 07/10/2025 1:26:21 PM PDT by Vaduz
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