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Posted on 06/29/2025 11:52:07 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
Following his victory in the Democratic Party primary, Zohran Mamdani is now the frontrunner for New York City mayor, and people are wondering what plans he may have in mind for the Big Apple.
The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of proposals Mamdani has in store for NYC:
1. Times Square will be renamed Red Square: It will also be the official site of all mass executions going forward.
2. Creating special "camps" where the city's Jewish population can be "concentrated": It's for their own good.
3. Authorizing the development of state-run shoplifting centers: This is the clever outside-the-box thinking people need from their elected leaders.
4. Subway will be free for everyone: The underground transportation system and the sandwich shop.
5. The Yankees' uniforms will now be rainbow striped: Just what the team needs to compete with the Dodgers in gayness.
6. Raise the minimum wage to $150,000 a year: Also, make it illegal for any business to close. This is how problems are solved.
7. Queens will be repopulated with Palestinian refugees: It'll be easy once all the Jews are in the camps.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
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9. A jizya tax on all non-muslims just for the privilege of living by Muslims.
10. “Temporary marriages” will be legal for women old enough to menstruate.
I’m sick of the BEE showing up so often. I click on an article that looks interesting and then goes bonkers, and I have to look at who posted. Sorry Shipmate. Just too much. I’m starting to lose interest in Free Republic which has always been my go to for real and informative articles. Have fun if you must, but these BEE articles waste my time.
Arkham will be running Gotham.
Well played, BB.
11. 9/11 Memorial Building will have a new diving platform at the top for gays.
Still have to beat the Astros. Trashcan lids aren't the only thing they're pounding.
Unfortunately.
Exactly.
Correct.
Problem is, "Red," as a political science term, now means the opposite of what it meant in the last century--think "Red State."
You have a point, this Bee writer is showing his age!
Ouch!
Thanks, Ben!
I generally appreciate the Bee but there’s nothing funny about executing Jews or concentration camps.
Think you’ll be missed ?
AMF
Satire is not always only about ‘funny’.
I wonder how many of these things will come to pass? BB has a sad history of predicting extreme events.
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