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7 Changes Mamdani Is Proposing For New York City
The Bee ^
| June 29, 2025
| Staff
Posted on 06/29/2025 11:52:07 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
Following his victory in the Democratic Party primary, Zohran Mamdani is now the frontrunner for New York City mayor, and people are wondering what plans he may have in mind for the Big Apple.
The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of proposals Mamdani has in store for NYC:
1. Times Square will be renamed Red Square: It will also be the official site of all mass executions going forward.
2. Creating special "camps" where the city's Jewish population can be "concentrated": It's for their own good.
3. Authorizing the development of state-run shoplifting centers: This is the clever outside-the-box thinking people need from their elected leaders.
4. Subway will be free for everyone: The underground transportation system and the sandwich shop.
5. The Yankees' uniforms will now be rainbow striped: Just what the team needs to compete with the Dodgers in gayness.
6. Raise the minimum wage to $150,000 a year: Also, make it illegal for any business to close. This is how problems are solved.
7. Queens will be repopulated with Palestinian refugees: It'll be easy once all the Jews are in the camps.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Education; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; curtissliwa; humor; kathyhochul; newyork; newyorkcity; zohranmamdani
Just what New York needs, ... and Deserves.
To: Navy Patriot
8. Sharia compliant loans with no interest charged to Muslims.
9. A jizya tax on all non-muslims just for the privilege of living by Muslims.
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posted on
06/29/2025 11:58:40 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Navy Patriot
10. “Temporary marriages” will be legal for women old enough to menstruate.
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posted on
06/29/2025 11:59:46 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Navy Patriot; Jim Robinson
I’m sick of the BEE showing up so often. I click on an article that looks interesting and then goes bonkers, and I have to look at who posted. Sorry Shipmate. Just too much. I’m starting to lose interest in Free Republic which has always been my go to for real and informative articles. Have fun if you must, but these BEE articles waste my time.
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posted on
06/29/2025 11:59:51 AM PDT
by
A Navy Vet
(USA Birth Certificate - 1789. Death Certificate - 2021? )
To: Navy Patriot
Arkham will be running Gotham.
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posted on
06/29/2025 12:00:24 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: Navy Patriot
AHA! Now it all makes sense. Zoltan is a Babylon Bee spoof "candidate" and New Yorkers fell for it hook, line and sinker.
Well played, BB.
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posted on
06/29/2025 12:01:10 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
To: Tell It Right
11. 9/11 Memorial Building will have a new diving platform at the top for gays.
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posted on
06/29/2025 12:01:49 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Navy Patriot
The Yankees' uniforms will now be rainbow striped: Just what the team needs to compete with the Dodgers in gayness.Still have to beat the Astros. Trashcan lids aren't the only thing they're pounding.
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posted on
06/29/2025 12:02:15 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(I refuse to call the left "progressive" because I do not see slavery to the government as progress.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
06/29/2025 12:08:58 PM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: Navy Patriot
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posted on
06/29/2025 12:09:05 PM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: Texas Eagle
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posted on
06/29/2025 12:11:34 PM PDT
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No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: KarlInOhio
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posted on
06/29/2025 12:13:39 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: Navy Patriot
Times Square will be renamed Red Square Problem is, "Red," as a political science term, now means the opposite of what it meant in the last century--think "Red State."
To: Fiji Hill
You have a point, this Bee writer is showing his age!
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posted on
06/29/2025 12:33:49 PM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
To: A Navy Vet; Jim Robinson
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posted on
06/29/2025 12:38:27 PM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
06/29/2025 12:43:27 PM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
To: Navy Patriot
I generally appreciate the Bee but there’s nothing funny about executing Jews or concentration camps.
To: A Navy Vet
Think you’ll be missed ?
AMF
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posted on
06/29/2025 2:59:50 PM PDT
by
A strike
(Make RealID required for voting )
To: I want the USA back
Satire is not always only about ‘funny’.
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posted on
06/29/2025 3:02:54 PM PDT
by
A strike
(Make RealID required for voting )
To: Navy Patriot
I wonder how many of these things will come to pass? BB has a sad history of predicting extreme events.
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posted on
06/30/2025 1:47:34 PM PDT
by
Forgiven_Sinner
(Seek you first the kingdom of God, and all things will be given to you.)
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