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Posted on 06/26/2025 9:11:39 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
TEHRAN — Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini declared a resounding victory over the United States and Israel after Iran destroyed 14 American bunker buster bombs with its nuclear facilities.
In a video message released today, Iran's Supreme Leader said that the advanced American ordinance was no match for the destructive capabilities of Iran's foremost nuclear sites.
"We have brought utter and complete obliteration to the weapons of our enemies," the Ayatollah declared triumphantly, brushing soot off his turban. "The pitiful Zionist bunker busters were ultimately annihilated by our nuclear facilities. Our nuclear bomb program, which did not exist before the Americans' failed attacks, has not been set back at all. Iran has won a great victory today."
Trusted media outlets like CNN and Al-Jazeera reported that the American and Israeli forces suffered significant setbacks due to the loss of their bombs.
'There's just no way the U.S. can come back from losing 14 entire bombs at the hands of Iranian nuclear sites," said Brian Stelter. "How embarrassing for President Trump. Iran and the Ayatollah pretty much have this one in the bag. Nice try, bunker busters."
At publishing time, the Ayatollah had ordered the rubble from the former nuclear facilities to be heaped up into a monument to commemorate the Iranians' glorious destruction of the American weapons.
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Not to mention the 30+ Tomahawks that were terminated in mid-flight to Tehran!
LOL! I love the Bee
A smile at lunch time helps with digestion.
Democrats can learn from the Ayatollah.
This sounds like it was written by our TDS MSM.
He will appear on The View just as soon as all the hosts put bags over their heads. I might even watch that episode (with the sound muted, of course).
“Stop punching my fist with your face!”
Yep, that was my first thought!
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“brushing soot off his turban.”
I’m going to be laughing at that line for years! ;-)
The Bee is on fire today😂😂😂
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