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Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory He Paid For
The Bee ^ | June 23, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 06/23/2025 11:55:02 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

EDGARTOWN, MA — With the news that the U.S. military had carried out a successful bombing operation in Iran over the weekend, former President Barack Obama was reportedly distraught that President Donald Trump had bombed the cool nuke factory he had paid for.

After several days of speculation, Trump revealed that the U.S. had carried out air strikes to destroy several of Iran's key nuclear research sites, leaving Obama despondent that the facilities he had fronted the Iranians billions of dollars to build were now gone.

"All those years of money and hard work just blown to bits," Obama was overheard saying after hearing the news of the bombings. "It took a long time to build up those cool nuke factories with the huge pallets of stacked cash we gave them. I had high hopes for that nuclear program, but now Trump has undone all of my efforts. Welp, I guess we'll head back to the drawing board to help evil governments around the globe move closer to their horrifying goals. Somebody get me Soros on the line."

A staff member at Obama's palatial Martha's Vineyard estate confirmed that the former president was saddened by Iran's failure to carry out mass death and destruction. "He canceled his scheduled appointment at the bathhouse because he wasn't in the mood," the source said. "And when it was time for dinner last night, he wouldn't even touch his adrenochrome cocktail. I haven't seen him this disappointed since Kamala was chosen to take Biden's place."

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To: Navy Patriot

Obama is the daddy that gave ‘em the T-bird

Trump took the keys away.


21 posted on 06/23/2025 12:45:07 PM PDT by bigbob (Yes. We ARE going back)
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To: Navy Patriot
Welp, I guess we'll head back to the drawing board to help evil governments around the globe move closer to their horrifying goals. Somebody get me Soros on the line."

Sounds something Barry would say...

Thanks Bee for the chuckle.

22 posted on 06/23/2025 1:01:21 PM PDT by DeplorableTrumpSupporter (FKA ConservaTeen)
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To: Navy Patriot

Globohomo Ukraine. Libya debacle. Afghanistan withdrawal. Now Iran.
The democrats’ foreign policy resume sucks.


23 posted on 06/23/2025 1:05:46 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: Navy Patriot

Why is so easy to believe?
Intellectually I know this is
A humorous poke at politics,
AKA Sarcasm.
But why is it so easy to believe
that Democrats are that anti-American?
They lost the first civil war, They are
losing this one. Perhaps
they hold a grudge?


24 posted on 06/23/2025 1:14:01 PM PDT by rellic (No such thing as a moderate Moslem or Democrat )
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To: Navy Patriot
Should have read:

Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory American Taxpayers Paid For
25 posted on 06/23/2025 1:17:33 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Democrats should have been barred from elections since The Battle Of Athens.)
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To: rellic
It's easy to believe because it's obviously true, to quote from your question without question:

"... Democrats are that anti-American."

26 posted on 06/23/2025 1:19:38 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: RandallFlagg; Carry_Okie
Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory American Taxpayers Paid For

Yes, Carry Okie has pointed that out!

27 posted on 06/23/2025 1:22:38 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Carry_Okie

GMTA, FRiend.


28 posted on 06/23/2025 1:53:01 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Democrats should have been barred from elections since The Battle Of Athens.)
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To: Navy Patriot

We paid for. The cheap prick doesn’t even leave a tip much less pay Iran.


29 posted on 06/23/2025 2:38:48 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Diogenesis

Indeed and he made 9 million on speeches and books huh.


30 posted on 06/24/2025 7:51:56 AM PDT by Vaduz
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