This Texas man read his electric bill like poetry and it was a great way to end my week 😂

X.com ^ | June 19, 2025 | Jerry Wayne

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Texas comedian reads his electric bill like a Faulkner novel.

OMG, this is SO funny. This guy is fantastic. Great script and super delivery.

Jerry Wayne has his own YouTube channel. Here's the link to this video on YouTube.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: comedy; electricity; texas

[ProtectOurFreedom]

This is the must-watch humor for the day. So many great one-liners packed into a monologue. Very impressive.

“It come on Monday. The envelope bore no mercy, no smile, only that cruel whirling sun of TXU. A logo that shines not with hope, but with consequence."

"Now I'm shackled, betrayed, and bound by wattage and poor choices.”

"Aman cannot sweat through three showers a day and still hold his head high at the HEB."

"I have felt the chill and I will not go back."

[ConservativeMind]

That is a great watch.

Thank you.

[dragnet2]

I must be strange as I don’t find anything funny about this.

I know folks paying around $400-$500 a month just for a stinking electric bill.

It’s insane, not funny.

[stanne]

Being a long time health professional I can take just about anything

I see a beard like that and I am done.

First place there’s no logical reason for it. It is illogical

[EQAndyBuzz]

That is funny.

I like this one. The Macbeth from McDonald’s. https://youtube.com/shorts/z5PxC9i_nmE?si=0z9QtjNDVF1cvKsb

[stanne]

Ew. No. Not funny.

[RoosterRedux]

Excellent.

[Nervous Tick]

>> It’s insane, not funny
>> I see a beard like that and I am done

Y’all must be a lot of fun at parties! 🤣😂🤣

I got past the insane beard and LOL’d because it was well done and HILARIOUS!!! 🤪

[gundog]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&pp=ygUGWnogdG9w

[Allegra]

That’s brilliant! 😂😂

[Allegra]

Dang! And it looks like he did that off the top of his head. 😂😂

[stanne]

Parties? What’s with the as homenim

Ii do not attend parties with people who have gross facial hair. Ew

Was recently assigned seating next to host at a black tie event in NYC

Danced til 1.

I see out of control personal grooming I am:

180 out of there.

[Nervous Tick]

Curious: as a mental health professional, did you ever meet an individual who was totally devoid of humor? If so, how was their mental health? 😂

[delchiante]

Was recently assigned seating next to host at a black tie event in NYC
....

Did you show your vax card?

[SaxxonWoods]

“I must be strange as I don't find anything funny about this.”

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[stanne]

“ Did you show your vax card?”

I’ve never been to such an event

Anyway quit wasting my time. They’re not doing that anymore

This guy is hideous w the beard. They’re all over the place here in Texas. Gross

[delchiante]

My passport expired during the Wuhan Coup Flu so nobody could drag me into places like NYC..

Maybe someday it’ll go back to being a relatively sane place, but that might take a biblical event from guys who don’t have a razor for 40 days like Elijah or Moses..

:)

[MayflowerMadam]

I read that maybe 50 years ago. Very good.

[Bigg Red]

Unattractive and dirty-looking.

[Dr. Sivana]

Better than Faulkner. He uses real English words, and not transliterated slang.