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This is the must-watch humor for the day. So many great one-liners packed into a monologue. Very impressive.

“It come on Monday. The envelope bore no mercy, no smile, only that cruel whirling sun of TXU. A logo that shines not with hope, but with consequence."

"Now I'm shackled, betrayed, and bound by wattage and poor choices.”

"Aman cannot sweat through three showers a day and still hold his head high at the HEB."

"I have felt the chill and I will not go back."

1 posted on 06/21/2025 10:30:38 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

That is a great watch.

Thank you.


2 posted on 06/21/2025 10:36:04 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I must be strange as I don’t find anything funny about this.

I know folks paying around $400-$500 a month just for a stinking electric bill.

It’s insane, not funny.


3 posted on 06/21/2025 10:41:07 AM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Being a long time health professional I can take just about anything

I see a beard like that and I am done.

First place there’s no logical reason for it. It is illogical


4 posted on 06/21/2025 10:43:12 AM PDT by stanne (Because they were mesmerized by Obama, the man for whom this was named, whose name they left out of )
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

That is funny.

I like this one. The Macbeth from McDonald’s. https://youtube.com/shorts/z5PxC9i_nmE?si=0z9QtjNDVF1cvKsb


5 posted on 06/21/2025 10:44:07 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (TDS much?)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Excellent.


7 posted on 06/21/2025 10:51:21 AM PDT by RoosterRedux ("There's nothing so inert as a closed mind" )
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

That’s brilliant! 😂😂


10 posted on 06/21/2025 10:55:09 AM PDT by Allegra (ICE, ICE, Baby!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Better than Faulkner. He uses real English words, and not transliterated slang.


20 posted on 06/21/2025 11:44:23 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

That is great.


21 posted on 06/21/2025 11:44:52 AM PDT by Texas_Jarhead
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I stumbled across a video the other day of a guy reading Gnarls Barkley’s Crazy like he’s a Shakespearean actor. This guy needs to be in film if he’s not already:

https://youtube.com/shorts/8Iyy7f6pdhQ?si=_MCBoXTQPCZS-DZP


25 posted on 06/21/2025 11:58:55 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

That was fun... turning something ordinary into a comedy piece. Here’s another one along those lines... A comedienne named Lou Wall turned a Facebook Marketplace transaction into a ‘mini-musical’ and presented it at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HXFurHCkP8

Hilarious...


27 posted on 06/21/2025 12:03:13 PM PDT by hecticskeptic
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Good/funny video.

But on a serious note, could his bill really be that high?


28 posted on 06/21/2025 12:03:38 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Bkmk


29 posted on 06/21/2025 12:06:03 PM PDT by sauropod (Make sure Satan has to climb over a lot of Scripture to get to you. John MacArthur Ne supra crepidam)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Apologies for the thread highjack.

Your man is clever.


34 posted on 06/21/2025 4:20:42 PM PDT by Bigg Red ( Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

This is absolutely brilliant! Thanks for sharing!


36 posted on 06/21/2025 8:19:07 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Bookmark


37 posted on 06/21/2025 8:20:03 PM PDT by Chgogal (Voting Democrat is suicidal.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Very cute! Sitting here chuckling.


38 posted on 06/21/2025 9:37:52 PM PDT by wintertime ( )
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To: ProtectOurFreedom; Lazamataz

This could not have been done any better were he the bard Laz himself. Bravo, bravo.


39 posted on 06/21/2025 10:00:19 PM PDT by Tellurian (Any cleverness from a democrat is quickly invested in deception. Ds are world class deceivers.)
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