Posted on 06/10/2025 4:43:55 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
LOS ANGELES, CA — As has become the standard operating procedure for the military branch over the last half-century, 700 members of the United States Marines found themselves being deployed to yet another third-world country that is full of hostile foreigners.
In this latest deployment to a non-English-speaking wasteland, the Marines were supremely confident that they would be able to handle the marauding hordes of foreign nationals, despite the inhospitable conditions presented by the rubble and destruction of the surroundings.
"Same thing, different day," said Sergeant Heath Parsons. "We know the drill. We train and prepare until the day when our number is called and we have to report to save the world by traveling to some third-world hell-hole to confront foreign hostiles. We're used to it at this point."
Though there had already been some skirmishes in which Marines clashed with the angry natives in the area, the presence of the U.S. Military had already had an impact on the war-torn region. "You can catch little glimpses of what this place used to be like," said another Marine. "It's part of our job as Marines, in addition to being prepared to fight, to bring a little bit of hope with us from the United States to show places like this what life can be like under better circumstances."
Some of the foreigners cautiously welcomed the Marines, while others remained combative when faced with English-speaking Americans.
At publishing time, rumors persisted that the Pentagon was committed to eventually establishing a democracy in the area.
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I hope not.
Meanwhile:
The “Gulf of America” is essentially a US re-naming of the “Gulf of Mexico”. The change was implemented through an executive order by the U.S. government.
While the U.S. government and some mapping services (like Google Maps) now use “Gulf of America” for U.S. users, the name “Gulf of Mexico” continues to be used by other mapping services and entities.
Let’s not leave any weapons, vehicles or other military hardware behind this time.
Sad but true article. The Bee never misses.
The Bee better be careful about plagiarizing MSM articles. 😆
White House address
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AMYPvd86R2I
This will not be another Vietnam.
can’t post picture on phone.
A few years ago I walked the streets of Saigon day and night and never felt unsafe. I would NEVER dare to walk in any part of Los Angeles even during the day.
The strategy of Total Annihilation is the only thing that will work against these demented enemies. Nuke the rubble.
“third-world country that is full of hostile foreigners.”
What an accurate description!
When it absolutely and positively has to be destroyed you call in the Marines. Oorah, Bee.
I’ll join in that Oorah for the Marines!
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