Posted on 05/31/2025 1:35:12 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
ANTARCTICA — With the unexpected growth of the polar ice caps ruining his climate campaign, a frustrated Al Gore was seen blowing a hair dryer at the ice caps in a desperate bid to get them melting again.
Gore reportedly mounted a dangerous expedition to the southern ice caps armed with only hair dryers and aerosol cans, resolved to either stop the ice cap growth himself or to punch a hole in the ozone layer and let the sun do the work.
"Come on, melt baby," said Gore, shivering. "You're killing me. Stupid cold weather making stupid ice and causing stupid falling sea levels. I hate you so much, you dumb ice. Die, die, die!"
According to aides close to Gore, the former Vice President had become increasingly enraged as reports steadily confirmed the good news about the polar ice caps regrowing. "Nooo. This can't be happening," said Gore, distraught. "We're not all about to die? This is terrible news. Terrible, cataclysmic news. We cannot allow humanity to not be about to die. Look like it's up to me."
At publishing time, Gore had been photographed angrily spraying a bottle of hairspray into the air.
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Thanks, Ben!
Algore has an IQ of 56
‘Melt, Baby, Melt.”
Or on special occasions,
“Burn Baby Burn”. (It’s on YouTube)
You know algore, I never thought too much about global warming until I saw those three-legged chickens start to show up here on the farm.
Once again, I heartedly recommend State Of Fear by Michael Crichton. While “technically” fiction, a huuuuge percentage of it is true. Crichton uses dozens of real information sources, along with the real lies from AlGore and his minions.
Children aren’t going to know what snow is! They aren’t going to know England before Sharia Law as well.
I don't know about his IQ, but the SOB has made a ton of money pushing his Global Warming BS. For a guy with a so so journalism degree, he's done pretty well. His thoroughly corrupt father would be very proud of him.
I once lived in Northern Virginia and would listen to Chris Plante in the morning. I would alway laugh when Chris would imitate Al Gore saying “Superstorm Sandy”
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