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Caitlin Clark Indicted For Murder After Fouling Angel Reese
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 05/20/2025 4:12:39 AM PDT by RoosterRedux

What had been hailed as a potentially Hall of Fame career was cut short at the start of just its second season, as WNBA superstar Caitlin Clark was indicted for murder after fouling Angel Reese.

The incident occurred during a game between the Indiana Fever and the Chicago Sky, with Clark, who has been violently and mercilessly fouled an estimated eight trillion times in the past year, fouling Reese. Although Reese survived and was unharmed, it was announced immediately following the game that Clark had been indicted for her murder.

"The game of basketball is no place for this level of wanton violence," said WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert. "As soon as we saw that Caitlin Clark had committed the foul against Angel Reese and not the other way around, we contacted the authorities to ask for charges to be filed."

The foul, quickly upgraded from a flagrant foul to a federal hate crime, could potentially lead to Clark being placed behind bars for the rest of her life — if she's not publicly executed. "Ms. Clark violated the law being fouling a black player instead of being fouled by a black player," Commissioner Engelbert continued. "We have a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to white players fouling black players.

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TOPICS: Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: morecaitlinnews; truthinsatire
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1 posted on 05/20/2025 4:12:39 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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I absolutely don’t care about any of that, but...the Babylon Bee has been on fire the last week or so! They ARE a treasure...:)

Just seeing the titles of their “articles” makes me grin!


2 posted on 05/20/2025 4:14:57 AM PDT by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: rlmorel

Me too. Luv the Bee.


3 posted on 05/20/2025 4:20:52 AM PDT by RoosterRedux ("There's nothing so inert as a closed mind" )
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To: RoosterRedux

LOL!


4 posted on 05/20/2025 4:21:58 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: RoosterRedux

I saw the play being described. Yes, Catlin fouled Reese. It also looked intentional to block surefire points. But Reese did the most over acted flop I’ve seen an a long time. LeBron level. Soccer level. Clark’s foul was arm on arm. Reese acted like she just got bodied by a linebacker. One of Reese’s own teammates rolled her eyes and smirked.


5 posted on 05/20/2025 4:29:56 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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To: RoosterRedux

The art of basketball is lost....


6 posted on 05/20/2025 4:37:40 AM PDT by DAVEY CROCKETT (John 16:33 In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world)
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Video: Caitlin Clark gets flagrant foul for hard contact with Angel Reese | WNBA on ESPN
7 posted on 05/20/2025 4:38:27 AM PDT by RoosterRedux ("There's nothing so inert as a closed mind" )
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To: rlmorel

They grind out this stuff daily and thus some are misses but when they hit it’s usually out of the park.


8 posted on 05/20/2025 5:02:24 AM PDT by xp38
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To: RoosterRedux

Watching the video, I think she was standing up for her teammate who was shoved by Reese in order to get the rebound.


9 posted on 05/20/2025 5:05:57 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: DAVEY CROCKETT

The art of basketball is lost....


You can thank the 3-point shot for that.


10 posted on 05/20/2025 5:07:23 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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I gave up on the game when five steps to the hoop was no longer traveling.

EC


11 posted on 05/20/2025 5:13:49 AM PDT by Ex-Con777
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To: RoosterRedux

Reese and her racist gang of CC haters literally assault Clark every game, even to the point of attempting to blind her. Then Reese loses her mind when even mildly fouled by Clark. It’s ridiculous.


12 posted on 05/20/2025 5:30:56 AM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (Trump may be one of our greatest Presidents, if they don't kill him first.)
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This is all scripted by the league to try to get people to tune in.


13 posted on 05/20/2025 5:33:30 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: RoosterRedux
Me too. Luv the Bee.

+1

14 posted on 05/20/2025 5:34:56 AM PDT by nuke_road_warrior (Making the world safe for nuclear power for over 20 years)
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To: dfwgator

When basketball started there were no dunks, everything was a three point shot. Shooting was the name of the game. I started watching basketball again because of Catlin Clark. Hate men’s basketball. Passing and shooting is how basketball began.


15 posted on 05/20/2025 5:44:25 AM PDT by factmart ( )
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To: RoosterRedux

I’m getting a real WWE vibe from this rivalry. A failing league desperate for attention, and they’re getting it now.


16 posted on 05/20/2025 5:47:47 AM PDT by wrcase
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I don’t get guys who enjoy watching womens sports, especially sports where they fight each other.


17 posted on 05/20/2025 5:48:52 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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I almost believe that (cause if it were true, WNBA would be like Big Time Wrestling; Fake.) The refs are the problem IMHO.
I’m getting tired of the claims of ‘racist remarks from the fans in Indy. If you notice these claims are being made by the dirtiest players in the league at the venue that has the greatest fan attendance.
Don’t get me started on CC’s ‘white privilege’ claims. It really hurts younger white teams when they beat the crap out of black teams, especially when the refs are black. ugh


18 posted on 05/20/2025 5:49:08 AM PDT by griswold3 (Truth Beauty and Goodness)
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To: RoosterRedux

Kevin McHale Clotheslines Kurt Rambis
https://youtube.com/shorts/hNWBfs7v_tY?si=C4V7Dn1dG44Mj-8m

“Parish takes Laimbeer to tbe ground!”
https://youtu.be/_ow29Ea9hCQ?si=sKQshQgPUx0O9UpR

Celtics vs. Rockets (Q2 Brawl)
https://youtu.be/x2VgUEm896Y?si=AQZyl_PK1_rHHZoS


19 posted on 05/20/2025 6:04:19 AM PDT by .30Carbine
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I would not be surprised at all if the league brought the 2 of them in for a meeting and were encouraged to ratchet up the controversy.

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”


20 posted on 05/20/2025 6:05:00 AM PDT by wrcase
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