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10 Shocking Signs Of Biden's Decline Everyone Missed
The Bee ^
| May 14, 2025
| The Bee
Posted on 05/15/2025 9:11:31 AM PDT by dayglored

Jake Tapper dropped an absolute bombshell this week, reporting that despite all evidence to the contrary, former President Joe Biden actually suffered severe physical and mental decline during his presidency. How did we all miss this? Looking back in hindsight, here are ten shocking signs we can't believe everyone overlooked:
- When he appeared at a press conference with burn marks on his shirt from where they used the paddles: In retrospect, a bit concerning.
- Started narrating his own life in the third person, but referring to himself as "Ben Matlock": It seemed so innocent.
- Could only make public appearances if he was strapped to a laboratory table and struck by lightning to be reanimated: Should have been a red flag.
- When his face fell off and they had to hurry and glue it back on: Wow. That's pretty bad.
- Tried to organize a formal state dinner for him and his favorite cartoons: He was so devastated Betty Boop didn't make it.
- Began keeping an old sorcerer on staff to keep him alive with dark magic: Perhaps we ought to have been concerned.
- Was declared clinically dead by a licensed medical professional: Can't believe this didn't raise any alarm.
- Rigor mortis: Okay, maybe we should have picked up on this.
- Slept in a coffin: He seemed so cozy.
- That time he picked Kamala Harris as running mate: The signs were there.
How could we not have seen? Thank you, Jake Tapper, for finally uncovering the truth.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; decline; satire
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Well, at least we won't miss it next time, right?
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:11:31 AM PDT
by
dayglored
To: dayglored
It crappola
Everyone knew dementia joe was a partial vegetable
The dems did their best to cover it
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:16:56 AM PDT
by
Joe Boucher
(Kimber .45 Be Kind.)
To: dayglored
No one missed it.
America was gaslighted to ignore it in a purposeful propaganda campaign by media and their deep-state controllers.
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:16:56 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: dayglored
10 Shocking Signs Of Biden's Decline Everyone Missed His Handlers and the Propaganda Media Covered Up
To: dayglored
Aw guys and gals - pay attention.
He campaigned from his basement. That was my first clue.
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:22:23 AM PDT
by
dagunk
To: dayglored
The press have completely given up protecting Biden. Now they are trying (badly) to protect themselves by claiming that Biden’s staff had them completely fooled like getting a puppy to chase a ball you pretend to throw.
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:23:55 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(May Rachel Zegler and Disney never know profits.)
To: dayglored
Who exactly is this “everyone”, kemosabe?
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:23:55 AM PDT
by
Stosh
To: dayglored
OH GEEZE, IT'S THE BEE!
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:24:27 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary?)
To: PGR88
Leftists denying it tells you their ability to gaslight themselves.
No one sane thought he was anything but a dottering old fool.
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:26:39 AM PDT
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Orange is the new brown)
To: TheThirdRuffian
“No one sane thought he was anything but a dottering old fool.”
It was painfully obvious to the most casual observer that he wasn’t capable of performing his duties of office. So who was doing the job Jo couldn’t?
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:33:02 AM PDT
by
EandH Dad
(sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
To: dayglored
The worst is Chuck Schumer just telling us all to just move on. No denial, no explanation, dog poo squished up to his ankle and let’s act like it’s not there.
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:39:58 AM PDT
by
lurk
(u)
To: dayglored
Bedside book:
The Necronomicon
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:41:08 AM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Auslander Raus!)
To: TheThirdRuffian
Leftists denying it tells you their ability to gaslight themselves.
++++++++++
The definition of the point of no return. Just like an addict.
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:42:47 AM PDT
by
mund1011
(We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality)
To: PGR88
America was gaslighted to ignore it in a purposeful propaganda campaign by media and their deep-state controllers. Except a lot of us didn't miss it and saw through the gaslighting. And for that we were vilified.
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:43:03 AM PDT
by
metmom
( He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.")
To: Joe Boucher
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:43:57 AM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: metmom
When in reality, the true villains are on the left.
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:45:28 AM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: metmom
The left does not just lie.
They call us “crazy right wing extremist conspiracy theorists” when we catch them lying.
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:46:17 AM PDT
by
cgbg
(It was not us. It was them--all along.)
To: T.B. Yoits
11. When Biden’s stories about his son, Beau, rivaled stores that Brain Williams told of himself. (Wait...that’s not satire LOL)
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:50:56 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: EandH Dad
I think we all know who. Obeyme from behind the scenes.
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:53:35 AM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: dayglored
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posted on
05/15/2025 9:55:46 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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