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10 Shocking Signs Of Biden's Decline Everyone Missed
The Bee ^
 | May 14, 2025
 | The Bee
Posted on 05/15/2025 9:11:31 AM PDT by dayglored

 Jake Tapper dropped an absolute bombshell this week, reporting that despite all evidence to the contrary, former President Joe Biden actually suffered severe physical and mental decline during his presidency. How did we all miss this? Looking back in hindsight, here are ten shocking signs we can't believe everyone overlooked: 
-  When he appeared at a press conference with burn marks on his shirt from where they used the paddles: In retrospect, a bit concerning. 
-  Started narrating his own life in the third person, but referring to himself as "Ben Matlock": It seemed so innocent. 
-  Could only make public appearances if he was strapped to a laboratory table and struck by lightning to be reanimated: Should have been a red flag. 
-  When his face fell off and they had to hurry and glue it back on: Wow. That's pretty bad. 
-  Tried to organize a formal state dinner for him and his favorite cartoons: He was so devastated Betty Boop didn't make it. 
-  Began keeping an old sorcerer on staff to keep him alive with dark magic: Perhaps we ought to have been concerned. 
-  Was declared clinically dead by a licensed medical professional: Can't believe this didn't raise any alarm. 
-  Rigor mortis: Okay, maybe we should have picked up on this. 
-  Slept in a coffin: He seemed so cozy. 
-  That time he picked Kamala Harris as running mate: The signs were there. 
How could we not have seen? Thank you, Jake Tapper, for finally uncovering the truth.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; decline; satire
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To: dayglored
    Joe Biden!
He’s going to become the inverse of Chuck Norris jokes.
 
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posted on 
05/15/2025 10:14:59 AM PDT
by 
sjmjax
 
To: dayglored
    Who dropped the deuce…Nadler and Bydone in the same room with a strong odor.
 
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posted on 
05/15/2025 11:11:55 AM PDT
by 
Skybird
 
To: dayglored
    OK so we all now agree that Biden was mentally impaired through most if not all of his presidency. Isn’t anyone concerned who was running the country when Biden obviously wasn’t? We now know that some auto pen was signing, Executive Orders, pardons and likely bills so who had control of that? These now revelations that Biden wasn’t in charge should raise grave concerns about who knew,, who should have known and why didn’t the media blow the whistle on the cover up rather than be willing participants in the cover up?
 
To: The Great RJ
     Isn’t anyone concerned who was running the country when Biden obviously wasn’t?That's the $64m question, and it needs to be answered.
 
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posted on 
05/15/2025 11:30:05 AM PDT
by 
1Old Pro
 
To: PGR88
    Democrats voters may or may not have known, but it makes no difference to them anyway. The would vote for a corpse as long as it had a D after the name.
 
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posted on 
05/15/2025 11:50:04 AM PDT
by 
from occupied ga
(Your government is your most dangerous enemy - EVs a solution for which there is no problem)
 
To: dayglored
    Biden replies to YOU “Thank you STEVE”
 
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posted on 
05/15/2025 12:29:49 PM PDT
by 
Mark
(DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
 
To: dayglored
    What a joke. A person with below 20 IQ couldn’t have missed it.
 
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posted on 
05/15/2025 12:49:28 PM PDT
by 
mass55th
(“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.”   ― John Wayne)
 
To: dayglored
    "10 Shocking Signs Of Biden's Decline Everyone Missed" 
 
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posted on 
05/15/2025 7:56:42 PM PDT
by 
clearcarbon
(Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
 
To: PGR88
    Biden was always an angry jerk from the beginning when he first got to congress.
 
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posted on 
05/17/2025 12:52:19 AM PDT
by 
minnesota_bound
(Need more money to buy everything now)
 
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