A kangaroo in Alabama? Maybe she was in heat and hopping to the DFW airport, to get the Qantas fight to Sydney.
I know bad joke, flame away.
To: DallasBiff
2 posted on
05/02/2025 11:48:36 AM PDT by
bankwalker
(Feminists, like all Marxists, are ungrateful parasites.)
To: DallasBiff
3 posted on
05/02/2025 11:51:01 AM PDT by
KierkegaardMAN
(I never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.)
To: DallasBiff
4 posted on
05/02/2025 11:58:28 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(People who receive less results for effort will naturally put in less effort when the game is rigged)
To: DallasBiff
Sheila trying to get away from Bruce.
5 posted on
05/02/2025 11:59:08 AM PDT by
Major Matt Mason
(Everyone that voted Trump/R in '24 needs to show up in '26.)
To: DallasBiff
Wouldn’t a kangaroo hop away?
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6 posted on
05/02/2025 11:59:35 AM PDT by
Lurker
( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
To: DallasBiff
She was trying to get to a brewery to drink some hops.
8 posted on
05/02/2025 12:00:16 PM PDT by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: hellinahandcart
9 posted on
05/02/2025 12:01:14 PM PDT by
sauropod
(Make sure Satan has to climb over a lot of Scripture to get to you. John MacArthur Ne supra crepidam)
To: DallasBiff
Looking for an oil can of Fosters?
11 posted on
05/02/2025 12:02:46 PM PDT by
Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
To: DallasBiff
12 posted on
05/02/2025 12:02:46 PM PDT by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: DallasBiff
There is a large kangaroo rescue in south Louisiana ..,.I met the people with a baby roo they had gone to pick up at a cafe MacBe bay St. Louis Mississippi last fall
13 posted on
05/02/2025 12:20:29 PM PDT by
wardaddy
(The Blob must be bled dry)
To: DallasBiff
...kangaroo named SheilaAren't they all?
14 posted on
05/02/2025 12:30:15 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: DallasBiff
Arrested for hopping without a license
15 posted on
05/02/2025 12:37:07 PM PDT by
bunkerhill7
(Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
To: DallasBiff
Since 1985, I thought Prince sang “Oh Sheila.” He did not!
16 posted on
05/02/2025 12:55:05 PM PDT by
PghBaldy
(12/14/12 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15/12 - 1030am - Obama team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: DallasBiff
Tie me kangaroo down, sport!
17 posted on
05/02/2025 12:57:46 PM PDT by
I-ambush
(From the brightest star comes the blackest hole. You had so much to offer, why didya offer your sou?)
To: DallasBiff
“Tie me kangaroo down, sport...”
18 posted on
05/02/2025 12:59:26 PM PDT by
jjotto
( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
To: DallasBiff
A few years back I was living in the woods outside of Cook Springs, AL. An emu escaped from a nearby farm and was roaming the forests around our house for a week or two.
Same farm has a donkey that gets out periodically and searches the adjacent hunting lease for deer corn stashes. One of the funniest photos I've ever seen was a night time photo from a game camera showing Mr. Donkey happily chowing down on deer corn in, shall we say, an extremely high state of arousal.
To: DallasBiff
This is why you tie your kangaroo down, Sport.
26 posted on
05/02/2025 2:50:52 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(May Rachel Zegler and Disney never know profits.)
To: DallasBiff
Sounds like a job for Hop A Long Cassidy... to the rescue!
27 posted on
05/02/2025 4:26:46 PM PDT by
Tudorfly
(All things are possible within the will of God.)
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