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Bad Timing: Kilmar Abrego Garcia Honored With MS-13 'Employee Of The Month' Award
The Bee ^ | May 1, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 05/01/2025 11:16:24 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

HYATTSVILLE, MD — Any goodwill extended toward a controversially deported El Salvadorian man took a hit this week due to a case of bad timing, as Kilmar Abrego Garcia was honored with MS-13's "Employee of the Month" award.

The awkward moment came on the heels of mainstream media outlets pushing back against the Trump administration's assertion that there was no evidence to support claims that Abrego Garcia was a member of MS-13, leaving him to downplay his new award.

"This doesn't prove anything," said Paul Corben, a spokesman for Abrego Garcia's legal team. "Kilmar, a devoted husband and father, is truly honored to be recognized as MS-13's ‘Employee of the Month,' but this in no way gives any credence to the notion that he is or ever has been a member of the gang. We all know that companies give out ‘Employee of the Month' awards willy-nilly to anyone, not necessarily just employees. It happens all the time. Trust me."

The local Maryland-based chapter of MS-13 even issued a full press release and took out a full-page ad in The Hyattsville Wire to make sure Abrego Garcia's achievement received the recognition it deserved. "Thank you for your years of dedicated service to our organization, vato," the ad read. "We could not have had such a successful month of doing illegal gang stuff without your hard work, ese. Muchas gracias, compinche. MS-13 wouldn't be what it is without you."

At publishing time, Terry Moran of ABC News was quick to report that this evidence was purely circumstantial and in no way provided any concrete link between MS-13 and the MS-13 "Employee of the Month" Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

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TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire
It's sad when Illegal Aliens' Accomplishments are demeaned by Democrat Cultists.
1 posted on 05/01/2025 11:16:24 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot
Does he also get a reserved parking space for his human trafficking van?

-PJ

2 posted on 05/01/2025 11:18:03 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: Navy Patriot

LOL


3 posted on 05/01/2025 11:20:02 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Navy Patriot

Was this “ILLEGAL” one of the Catholic Charities US tax payer funded ... IS it time for ‘we the people’ to sue the Catholic Church for damages? They sure as HELL do NOT give a rats behind about a US born citizen ... They are so depraved they have to import the criminals to tear US down.... POX on every last one of them..........


4 posted on 05/01/2025 11:22:00 AM PDT by Just mythoughts (Psalm 2. Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?)
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To: Political Junkie Too

lol
Somebodys gotta make a PSA using the Dems El Salvadore Instagram videos. They’re lining up to make the trip and it aint about the ‘illegals’. (looks like fun) No wonder Jeffries doesn’t want them to go back.


5 posted on 05/01/2025 11:22:13 AM PDT by griswold3 (Truth Beauty and Goodnes.)
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To: Navy Patriot

The staff at The Bee is so endlessly creative! I’d love to watch a documentary showing them producing their magic.


6 posted on 05/01/2025 11:23:19 AM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (“…all who were appointed for eternal life believed.” Acts 13:48)
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To: Political Junkie Too
Yes, but he does have to get it licensed and insured in his own name.

Fortunately, he does not have to get a Real ID.

7 posted on 05/01/2025 11:28:52 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Hat tip to The Bee staff


8 posted on 05/01/2025 11:51:28 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Hebrews 11:6

Creative stuff indeed!


9 posted on 05/01/2025 12:21:58 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono
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To: Navy Patriot

10 posted on 05/01/2025 1:45:05 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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