Posted on 04/27/2025 1:35:11 PM PDT by McGruff
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Former President Joe Biden was placed under arrest today for harboring just over eleven million illegal immigrants.
Following the arrest of a judge in Wisconsin for attempting to help an illegal immigrant evade capture, Biden was arrested and charged with the same crime but "times eleven million."
"We're pretty sure it's a record," said FBI Director Kash Patel, after announcing the arrest. "Incredibly, this man apparently committed all eleven million crimes in the span of just four years. That's over five crimes per minute for four years straight, assuming he never slept. And, we have reason to believe this man slept about 16 hour per day. It's a crime spree like no other."
According to sources, Biden will plead innocent, claiming that he has no recollection of bringing in eleven million illegal aliens or doing anything else of note over the past four years. "Ask anyone - I've been at the beach for the past four years, minding my own business," said Biden. "I've got hundreds of witnesses saying I've been right here under this umbrella, sipping margaritas and baking in the sun since 2012. It wasn't me, Jack."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
If only......
Wouldn‘t it be good…and Merkel, too.
Well, we all can dream, can’t we?😊
Will people stop with the ‘11 million” please
Is multitudes of that
As soon at it said “Biden arrested” I knew it was the Bee. Unfortunately.
If there was true justice...
This is humor? because it seems a valid point to me.
“… to “take care that the laws be faithfully executed”.‘
article 2 section 3
EVERY SINGLE PERSON OF THAT ADMINISTRATION THAT IGNORED THE LAW AND OPENED THE BORDERS ARE TRAITORS AND SHOULD BE DEALT WITH ACCORDINGLY.
Maybe the Bee staff are trying to give Trump suggestions.
I WISH THIS WERE TRUE.
Were that true, I would suggest reading 8 USC 1324 which deals with illegal aliens (what the fascist press calls 'migrants')l
Would removing an illegal alien from pending custody of ICE, the judge takes the culprit thru the secure escape judges use in an emergency ..., that could easily be construed to be 'encouragement' presented in USC 1324.
Seriously, it is/was treason.
I’m still waiting for him to be arrested for making America the #1 weaponry and hardware supplier for terrorists after the Afghanistan withdrawal.
Echo:
If Only …….
and lamestream having to say this headline
would be heavenly.
I am sick and tired of seeing ANYONE say, write, mention, insinuate or any other verb of expression that there are 11 million illegals here. I would bet my LIFE (against anyone opposing me) that there are at least 30 million illegal aliens here in the United States.
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