Adam Schiff: "If the cashier in South San Francisco at 10 o'clock at night believes that Democrats are a---h---s because the shampoo was locked up and my stuff got stolen out of the trunk, we've got a major problem that we have to address."

Twitter ^ | April 26, 2025 | Daniel Alman from Squirrel Hill @DanielAlmanPGH

[grundle]

Adam Schiff: "If the cashier in South San Francisco at 10 o'clock at night believes that Democrats are a---h---s because the shampoo was locked up and my stuff got stolen out of the trunk, we've got a major problem that we have to address."

[bakeneko]

Damn straight we have a problem and we have our work cut out for us:

1. We need to charge the cashier with defamation, give her a heavy fine and maybe some jail time, and then fire her.

2. We need to sue auto manufacturers and force them to have some sort of remote identification systems installed so nobody steals my panties and leather chaps out of the trunk ever again.

[ABStrauss]

Slhiff is an embarrassment to all jews!

[Regulator]

Thx.

Higher strength tea this morning I guess...!

[fella]

Just took a look and the X has to conversation on this. You would think it would explode over there.

[MrRelevant]

Guess Schiff didnt believe Musk when he said SF was post-apocalyptical 2 years ago…..

[Steve_Seattle]

"If the cashier in South San Francisco at 10 o'clock at night believes that Democrats are a---h---s because the shampoo was locked up and my stuff got stolen out of the trunk, we've got a major problem that we have to address."

What does he consider to be the major problem? That the clerk called Democrats a naughty name or that the shampoo has to be locked up and his stuff was stolen from his car?

[Beowulf9]

The leaders of the party won’t listen because to fix the problem means they can’t divert the money to their personal bank accounts.

And Schiff himself is likely one of them. Promises made, promises broken.

Elect me!

[kawhill]

Adam, what you talkin’ about?

[vivenne]

LOOK IN THE MIRROR, ADAM.

[daku]

Looking forward to dems using unsavory language.
This is what dem leadership believes they are lacking, dirty words.
If America can make elections legitimate and clean out dirty campaign donations the dems may never win another election.

[enumerated]

It’s simpler than that: Democrats are assholes.

[antidemoncrat]

Could this be the problem?

“California Penal Code § 459.5 PC defines “shoplifting” as entering a commercial establishment during regular business hours with the intent to steal merchandise valued at $950 or less. Shoplifting is typically a misdemeanor offense punishable by up to six months in jail and/or $1,000 in fines.”

Do they ever enforce a punishment for shop lifters?

[antidemoncrat]

Could this be the problem?

“California Penal Code § 459.5 PC defines “shoplifting” as entering a commercial establishment during regular business hours with the intent to steal merchandise valued at $950 or less. Shoplifting is typically a misdemeanor offense punishable by up to six months in jail and/or $1,000 in fines.”

Do they ever enforce a punishment for shoplifters?

[SkyDancer]

Democrat city, what do you expect?

[BigEdLB]

DeShitz is the major problem that needs to be addressed

[Texas Eagle]

Yeah, you got major problems alright, Adam.

[556x45]

I’m from the govt and I’m here to help….

[E. Pluribus Unum]

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

Major problem you have to address? Democrats created this problem.

[Krosan]

San Francisco has a new mayor now and he instituted a radical policy change of throwing criminals in jail.

There have been some surprising effects.