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Nation's Male Churchgoers Partake In Beloved Easter Tradition Of Being Forced To Wear Pastel Polo Shirts
X.com ^ | 1:00 PM · Apr 20, 2025 | The Babylon Bee✓ @TheBabylonBee

Posted on 04/20/2025 12:52:37 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

https://babylonbee.com/news/male-churchgoers-partake-in-beloved-easter-tradition-of-being-forced-to-wear-pastel-polo-shirts

U.S. - The nation's churchgoing men have reported that they had a great time partaking in their beloved annual tradition of being forced to wear pastel shirts on Easter Sunday.

The tradition goes back as far as the early church, where the apostles begrudgingly wore pastel robes at their wives' bidding each time they celebrated the risen Lord.

"We just love letting our wives pick out pink, baby blue, or pastel green polo shirts for us to wear all day long," one man wearing a pink shirt mumbled as his wife stood nearby listening. "It's a really great tradition. We pretend like we're letting them be in charge for a day, but really, we hold all the cards."

"It's all in good fun, you know," he said, shifting uncomfortably in his pastel getup.

The man was then called away to partake in another beloved annual tradition wherein he and his pastel-clad family try to get a perfect Easter photo for a solid half hour.

(Excerpt) Read more at x.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire
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1 posted on 04/20/2025 12:52:37 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

What is this about? A misfire?


2 posted on 04/20/2025 12:59:33 PM PDT by nwrep
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I didn’t go to church today. I was working on a hog in a specifically made haydock block smoker that I designed. Didn’t touch a block. Had 3 energetic helpers.

60 lb hog split open.Skin side down. Dried jalapeño and a friend’s seasoning. Balsamic vinegar and brown sugar. 4 hours over hickory at 250. Done and done! Even gave some to neighbors

Friend’s seasoning: www.fiestaspices.com

You can find it at HEB and Brookshires. Or online. Salt free and really good.


3 posted on 04/20/2025 1:12:04 PM PDT by waterhill (Nobody cares, work harder!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Don’t they also wear them when they golf? Or is that limited to bright primary colors?


4 posted on 04/20/2025 1:14:21 PM PDT by John Milner (Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
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To: waterhill

The head is in the ground with hickory coals for tacos tomorrow.


5 posted on 04/20/2025 1:14:35 PM PDT by waterhill (Nobody cares, work harder!)
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To: John Milner

Granddaughter was wearing pink camo on the hog hunt. Animals are blind to pink.


6 posted on 04/20/2025 1:18:44 PM PDT by waterhill (Nobody cares, work harder!)
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To: John Milner

Granddaughter was wearing pink camo on the hog hunt. Animals are blind to pink.


7 posted on 04/20/2025 1:18:44 PM PDT by waterhill (Nobody cares, work harder!)
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To: nwrep

I think it’s about playing golf on Easter. I cannot play golf anymore and I’m full of pork and tater salad.

I did not read the article.


8 posted on 04/20/2025 1:24:01 PM PDT by waterhill (Nobody cares, work harder!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Saw some dudes wearing these this morning.


9 posted on 04/20/2025 1:24:35 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The Bee swung and missed on this one. There is no social pressure for men to wear pastel shirts on Easter.


10 posted on 04/20/2025 1:31:36 PM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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I am watching Harbour Town PGA.


11 posted on 04/20/2025 1:31:43 PM PDT by waterhill (Nobody cares, work harder!)
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To: Steve_Seattle

I’ve never worn a pastel polo shirt th church.... never even heard of this tradition.


12 posted on 04/20/2025 1:34:17 PM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and don't wish to smile.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Laughing as I’m in my bright pink Easter sweater


13 posted on 04/20/2025 1:34:20 PM PDT by God luvs America
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Thomas is wearing pastel blue.
Scheffler is wearing pink.
So is Harmon.


14 posted on 04/20/2025 1:38:08 PM PDT by waterhill (Nobody cares, work harder!)
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How gay is that?

We used to play barefoot wearing old concert shirts and cutoff jeans. (It was a 9hole tech school campus course).


15 posted on 04/20/2025 1:46:52 PM PDT by waterhill (Nobody cares, work harder!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“U.S. - The nation’s churchgoing men have reported that they had a great time partaking in their beloved annual tradition of being forced to wear pastel shirts on Easter Sunday.”

Never heard of that before. Does that happen on this planet?


16 posted on 04/20/2025 2:08:28 PM PDT by antidemoncrat ( )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
I'm wearing this:


17 posted on 04/20/2025 2:23:55 PM PDT by null and void (Start with the jab, end on a slab)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
I look good in a pink shirt, plus I'm secure in my Neanderthalhood.

John Wayne woulda done it.


18 posted on 04/20/2025 2:29:22 PM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

My outfit today. Black pants shoes and socks, light blue dress shirt, dark blue jacket and no tie.


19 posted on 04/20/2025 3:08:56 PM PDT by xp38
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Mine was an orange polo shirt and brown trousers and no wife.


20 posted on 04/20/2025 3:57:45 PM PDT by ckilmer
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