Does watching a live-stream of the great Swedish moose migration sound like your idea of a good time? Boy, are you in luck!

Not The Bee ^ | April 19, 2025 | Staff

[DannyTN]

A Moose herd once migrated my sister.

[EvilCapitalist]

That sounds illegal.

[BipolarBob]

I’m just here for the sister comments. The moose thing is cool too.

[DoodleBob]

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

[Veto!]

Excellent.
beautiful animals. I’ve always liked animals better than people. They are exactly who they are, Can’t lie.

[BipolarBob]

I clicked on the link and it was in Swedish. I didn’t know what to click on but made wild guesses and scrolled through different Swedish boxes and must have clicked on the wrong one. I got the Great Swedish Mouse Migration instead. My cat is having a ball.

[EnderWiggin1970]

Well I’d rather watch that than golf.

[Jeff Chandler]

They should epoxy some cameras onto the mooses.

[Red Badger]

You go first.....................

[Jeff Chandler]

Well I’d rather watch that than golf

If golf is close to holding your interest, that is, if it's almost not too boring to watch, there's a television sport I think would be a fit: baseball. Those extra-inning pitcher duals aren't as boring as television golf, but they're close!

[Jeff Chandler]

Fine, but you have to distract them for me.

[rfp1234]

They call moose “Älk”.

[Red Badger]

So, if you eat too much moose you take Älk-a-seltzer................

[tumblindice]

translated into Swedish Chef:
Miljon-er af pöörfölk runt om i värld-en är tjoho-ing ött att se di Swed-isch moose-mooisar migra-ta till der sommar-grazy-gras! “Den Stooora Mårgälvondringen” aka “De Gröt Moose-migra-tin” är ett exempel på vatt det kallas “slow TV”, där pöörfölk ser natural de live-capture kamäärar, istället för att gå ut å upplev-it för sig själv! Woppa woppa!

[rfp1234]

Plural “Älgen” (pronounced like “Alien”).

[Texas resident]

“No Realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of a interspace toothbrush given to her by Svenge her brother in law, an Oslo Dentist”....

Yes I looked it up.

[drwoof]

Good one!

[Bob434]

Only Älkamists are allowed ,to eat moose meat

[Songcraft]

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