
Luckily no one was hurt, but why take a penguin? They can't be great pets, anyway the penguin probably said, you are not boxing me in.
Have fun it's saturday. .
To: DallasBiff
My cat Toonces could do a better job of flying a helicopter.
To: DallasBiff
How else do you expect a penguin to fly?
To: DallasBiff
“Helicopter crash in South Africa blamed on ‘unsecured’ penguin”. Really? Who doesn’t secure a penguin before they’re airborne?
4 posted on
04/12/2025 10:49:43 AM PDT by
kawhill
(What is it you seek? Peace. Aw, Peace. Expensive to purchase.)
To: DallasBiff
5 posted on
04/12/2025 10:52:10 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: DallasBiff
Based on the smell of the penguin enclosure at the zoo, no thanks!!
6 posted on
04/12/2025 10:58:28 AM PDT by
Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
To: DallasBiff
Unsecured penguin? What part of a helicopter is that?
9 posted on
04/12/2025 11:06:41 AM PDT by
SkyDancer
( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
To: DallasBiff
The penguin on the television set will now explode…
10 posted on
04/12/2025 11:08:02 AM PDT by
Skywise
To: DallasBiff
11 posted on
04/12/2025 11:13:15 AM PDT by
Noumenon
(You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality. KTF)
To: DallasBiff
I thought this was a joke at first since I’ve never heard of a penguin being blamed for a helicopter crash. I guess he didn’t want to leave his homeland.
I hope the passenger who dropped the box has insurance for a helicopter replacement.
To: DallasBiff
14 posted on
04/12/2025 12:15:35 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: DallasBiff
The penguin didn’t want to go.
Was it freed?
15 posted on
04/12/2025 12:18:41 PM PDT by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: DallasBiff
19 posted on
04/12/2025 1:24:36 PM PDT by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
To: DallasBiff
Gentlemen, when flying always secure your penguin. You never know what chaos it might cause, as demonstrated by this post's story.
20 posted on
04/12/2025 1:32:31 PM PDT by
verum ago
(I figure some people must truly be in love, for only love can be so blind.)
To: DallasBiff
“Before landing please secure all tray tables and penguins.” I know I’ve heard that a hundred times.
To: DallasBiff
Yesterday it was the helicopter’s “Jesus Nut.”
Today it’s the helicopter’s “Unsecured Penguin.”
So many ways a helicopter can crash.
24 posted on
04/12/2025 4:22:05 PM PDT by
ProtectOurFreedom
(All we want is the same deportation policy that Martha's Vineyard has. That's it.)
To: DallasBiff; 04-Bravo; 1FASTGLOCK45; 1stFreedom; 2ndDivisionVet; 2sheds; 60Gunner; 6AL-4V; ...
Aviation Ping!................
25 posted on
04/15/2025 8:44:21 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: DallasBiff
29 posted on
04/15/2025 8:59:28 AM PDT by
rlmorel
("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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