"Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man."
~ Mercurtio
1 posted on
04/09/2025 11:21:53 AM PDT by
fidelis
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To: fidelis
ouch. I’ve had a slight fear of that during several funerals.
2 posted on
04/09/2025 11:22:56 AM PDT by
catbertz
To: fidelis
3 posted on
04/09/2025 11:25:28 AM PDT by
Fido969
To: fidelis
What a disaster. The one who wound up underneath the casket must have been hurt badly.
4 posted on
04/09/2025 11:25:29 AM PDT by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: fidelis
Sounds like a typical Irish wake to me. Though the participants usually manage to fall into the grave on their own.
5 posted on
04/09/2025 11:27:52 AM PDT by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: fidelis
Ancient Japanese poem, and by ancient I mean about 1000 years old.
“I may live on until
I long for this time
In which I am so unhappy,
And remember it fondly.”
Today, it seems like a horrible tragedy. Ten years from now, the participants might be able to laugh about it.
6 posted on
04/09/2025 11:29:29 AM PDT by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: windcliff
8 posted on
04/09/2025 11:30:00 AM PDT by
stylecouncilor
(“It is later than you think! Hasten, therefore, to do the work of God.” - Fr. Seraphim Rose)
To: fidelis
Anything can happen at a funeral...

9 posted on
04/09/2025 11:30:01 AM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: fidelis
The pallbearers didn’t know they were in grave danger.
10 posted on
04/09/2025 11:33:24 AM PDT by
Dr. Franklin
("A republic, if you can keep it." )
To: fidelis
I was on a detachment for the USAF Honor Guard at a funeral in New Orleans. I was at the head of the casket and as we began to lower the casket onto the carriage the ground beneath me gave way..Luckily I was the only one that went into the hole. The OIC came over and gave me a hand to get out, I retook my position with better ground and we finished the honors and funeral. My uniform was trashed though. I thought we handled the situation well..no one cussed, no one showed surprise, and no damage except the jokes that were given to me on the bus on the way back to Keesler. The crowd was at first aghast but when they saw how we handled the situation everyone went on with the respect and honor for the deceased.
To: fidelis
In India the role in society of women of lost their husbands was so bleak and hopeless that many threw themselves onto their dead husbands’ funeral pyres.
“Sati or suttee is a practice, a chiefly historical one, in which a Hindu widow burns alive on her deceased husband’s funeral pyre, the death by burning entered into voluntarily, by coercion, or by a perception of the lack of satisfactory options for continuing to live.”
I doubt the Philadelphia mourners felt like that.
13 posted on
04/09/2025 11:34:58 AM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: fidelis
14 posted on
04/09/2025 11:35:26 AM PDT by
bankwalker
(Feminists, like all Marxists, are ungrateful parasites.)
Aviles' son was among the pallbearers and was knocked out following the incident.
"The casket lay on top of him, and he was out like a light with his face in the mud,"
Black Sabbath - Children of the Grave
To: fidelis
This is why I insist on a Viking funeral.
L
17 posted on
04/09/2025 11:38:55 AM PDT by
Lurker
( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
To: fidelis
In the Roger Corman horror film Tales of Terror (1962) with Peter Lorre, Vincent Price and Basil Rathbone, two crooked undertakers save money by secretly dumping the each of the corpses in a pit in the woods and then re-using the casket for the next funeral’s deceased.
They would be very upset about the splintered boards described.
Unusual astrological fact. These are all Geminis: Boris Karloff, Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, Donald Trump and myself. Used to getting our way.
22 posted on
04/09/2025 11:46:38 AM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: fidelis
The deceased let his friends and family down one last time.
25 posted on
04/09/2025 11:52:49 AM PDT by
MeanWestTexan
(Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
To: fidelis
They can say that they had one foot in the grave.
To: fidelis
29 posted on
04/09/2025 12:07:52 PM PDT by
sit-rep
To: fidelis
Four out of the six were large guys. Couple of them really big

33 posted on
04/09/2025 12:14:24 PM PDT by
Pollard
(Zone 6b)
To: fidelis
To be fair, they were carrying a lot of dead weight
Still. I’m apall’ed
34 posted on
04/09/2025 12:22:43 PM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: fidelis
There was a young fellow named Hall
Who fell in the spring in the fall.
‘Twould have been a sad thing
Had he died in the spring,
But he didn’t, he died in the fall.
36 posted on
04/09/2025 12:33:27 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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