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How do they get the handcuffs on their tiny little legs?
1 posted on 04/06/2025 5:50:29 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Where do you find a pecker expert?


2 posted on 04/06/2025 5:52:25 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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Were these Teslas?

And was it Woody Woodpecker? I hear he’s an instigator.


4 posted on 04/06/2025 5:55:16 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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It’s the bluebirds where we live. They sit there and peck at the mirror and poop a lot. LOL


7 posted on 04/06/2025 5:57:18 PM PDT by Mercat
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put a sock on the mirror


8 posted on 04/06/2025 5:57:41 PM PDT by joshua c
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The very definition of Bird brained.

At first the car owner thought her husband may have done it.
Really? Just when did your husband stop smashing car mirrors before this?


9 posted on 04/06/2025 5:59:40 PM PDT by lee martell
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Should have known that the woodpecker was a male.


11 posted on 04/06/2025 6:02:29 PM PDT by Brandonmark (November 5, 2024 - A New Day in America!Adam Schiff PARDONED criminal!)
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It was a pecker that turned into a dick


12 posted on 04/06/2025 6:06:53 PM PDT by struggle
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Put a plastic bag over the mirror with a bungee cord to hold it when parked. That will screw up the reflection sufficiently the bird will leave it alone.


14 posted on 04/06/2025 6:10:28 PM PDT by Carry_Okie (The tree of liberty needs a rope.)
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I’ve had Cardinals ‘fight’ with my truck mirrors, but there was no breakage.

Woodpeckers have amazing beak strength!


15 posted on 04/06/2025 6:16:34 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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17 posted on 04/06/2025 6:19:39 PM PDT by HYPOCRACY (Long live The Great MAGA Kangz!)
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From 2005 and NYS...

No Mirror’s Safe From Rampaging Woodpecker

20 posted on 04/06/2025 6:24:45 PM PDT by mewzilla (Swing away, Mr. President, swing away!)
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They never mentioned this was a Pileated woodpecker. I had to go to the video to see which woodpecker it was.


22 posted on 04/06/2025 6:35:54 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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I saw a blue jay doing that at a park once. We chased it away and it didn’t do any damage but since woodpeckers are built for pecking, I can see where they’d do far more.


23 posted on 04/06/2025 6:39:19 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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Janelle Favaloro’s first reaction was to blame her husband?


32 posted on 04/06/2025 7:17:54 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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Yet another reason I had a garage built. Four bays, three for vehicles and one for toys and wood working stuff. I just wish I had had the money to do it 20 years ago.

-SB


34 posted on 04/06/2025 7:20:12 PM PDT by Snowybear (Russia is no longer our enemy.)
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35 posted on 04/06/2025 7:23:35 PM PDT by mabarker1 (I(Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!)
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The woodpecker was heard screeching "This mirror makes me look fat!"

36 posted on 04/06/2025 7:31:38 PM PDT by Songcraft
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My scare sticker. You have to fight fire with fire.

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38 posted on 04/06/2025 7:44:24 PM PDT by dznutz
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I sympathize. We lived on a wooded lot in MA, and our house had wood siding. We had a heck of a time fixing woodpecker damage before we sold the house. I vowed never to have wood siding again.


39 posted on 04/06/2025 7:56:44 PM PDT by FlatulusMaximus
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Here in New Mexico, they will hammer on metal chimneys.


43 posted on 04/06/2025 8:24:42 PM PDT by wjcsux (On 3/14/1883 Karl Marx gave humanity his best gift, he died. )
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