"Row well and live!"
"Row well and live!"
“With his ghetto-inspired name having a Scrabble-value in excess of 50 points”
LMAO
Fat Albert goes apes**t
“The 5-foot-2, 449-pound driver...”
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SAY WHAT?!
Texarkana... I remember it in my short time to dwell there and could not leave fast enough.
He is so fat he had a hard time reaching down to change gears
Is this some kind of home made 4 wheeler
Hahahaha nicely posted!
I would have imagined him ramming the buffet, actually
Then eating all of it.
And the customers.
And the employees.
And the tables.
And the chairs.
And the silverware.
And finally, eating all of the cars, including the Tesla.
I suspect the perp knew what was coming and is ok by it. Three squares a day and a bed. Free of charge.
If you find yourself morbidly obese, riding a scooter to the all you can eat Chinese buffet, and taking some sort of symbolic revenge on an unknown persons property… you’re the problem. Unsolicited advise for Demarqeyun Marquize Cox:
1. Change your name to Bob, or John, Steve, Michael, etc. You might find employers calling you back.
2. O-O-O-Ozempic. Drop 200 to 300 pounds and your heart won’t explode, girls might begin to take an interest in you, and you may even see your toes for the first time in decades.
3. Stop watching CNN-MSNBC-ABCCBSNBC, The View, and all the other Pravda apparatchiks of the Left. Look, no one is going to ask you to show you on the doll where Mr. Musk hurt you. All your problems are that fat bastard in the mirror. Get a grip. Better yet, slap yourself in the face a few times if no one else is available to do it for you.
4. Find out what healthy and successful people do, their ethics, values, behaviors, moral code, faith life. Do that.
5. Find out what losers in this world do, their ethics, values, behaviors, moral code, faith life. Don’t do that.
6. Be on time, produce, be useful to the team and add value to the business. You will earn the opportunity to maintain employment and possibly be rewarded.
7. Make right with the one true God, make right with those you have failed. Help others find the right path.
20 YEARS!
The marxists have a HEAVY Cavalry!
“ Demarqeyun”
Nuff said.
This description leads you to think that he hit the car at some high speed.
The pictures in the article tell a different tale.
The door has a shallow dent and the man's 4-wheeler looks relatively undamaged.
I am not diminishing the crime, just pointing out a little fabulism in the writing.
From the story I thought the man was fortunate that he didn't smash his head in to the car when ramming his 4-wheeler in to it.
From picture in the article I would say I could do that much damage with a baseball bat.
Maybe he just thinks the prison system will take care of his needs for medical care.
He’s probably not thinking about how they may not so much support his dining habits.😆
And it appears that his leg bag, conveniently attached to the vehicle, didn’t spill a drop of urine. That’s some driving!
Fattened up on an EBT card.