Posted on 03/26/2025 8:15:07 PM PDT by Red Badger
Not the brightest tool in the shed 😆
VIDEO AT LINK.....................
HE TRIED TO RAM HIS MARIO KART INTO A CYBERTRUCK 💀
Demarqeyun Cox, 33, had apparently been using the world's worst getaway car to ram multiple Teslas in the area of Texarkana, Texas.
Fat man on a tiny bike ... I can't stop laughing
The Texarkana Police Department put out this statement:
We arrested 33 year old Demarqeyun Cox this afternoon after he allegedly damaged multiple Tesla vehicles in separate incidents across the city today.
The first report came from the Golden Palace restaurant on Summerhill Road, where surveillance footage from the car itself captured a guy on a mini four-wheeler intentionally ramming a parked Tesla at full speed. While officers were searching for the suspect, another call came in reporting damage to a Tesla in the Lowe's parking lot.
Does Demarqeyun not know that Teslas have cameras all around them??
Shortly after that, Officer Blake Lummus spotted Cox riding a mini four-wheeler near Summerhill and New Boston Roads and recognized him as the suspect in the earlier video. After being stopped, Cox initially gave a false name but was quickly identified and taken into custody.
After Cox's arrest, we got yet another report of Tesla damage - this time at Genesis Prime Care on College Drive.
Demarqeyun has been charged with one count of felony criminal mischief and failure to identify, but he might receive further charges if police connect him to two later incidents.
He is currently being held in the Bi-State Jail as the investigation continues.
Worst criminal ever.
I bet he was from the Arkansas side of Texarkana. /s
That guy needs to lose some serious weight!
That name was as good as seeing his photograph.
if you haven’t heard of Bobby Rio, you need to get a clue
this poor bastard will never get it
it’s why he channels his life’s energy into groupthink
...and even that is a lie
will federal prison wake him up?
He crossed the line.
“Demarqeyun”
I can see where the boy relies on USAID for food. If the boy misses one food drop, he’d be dead in 10 minutes as his body eats itself.
Just give it a few years. Demarqeyun Cox will soon be Ocrazio-Cortex’s running mate.
He’s so big he’s going to need a jail cell all for himself.
Had to start using a middle initial in school. When someone such as a teacher called out Demarqeyun, three kids turned around and answered.
Like girls in Catholic school named “Mary.” I was told they use last names to each other.
Photo of him on cart....
After seeing a rerun of CHIps, he tried racing at 75 mph alongside the cybertruck, leaping from his cart and bending the roof inward like a beer can with his weight before reaching inside to turn the steering wheel to crash it, jumping off before it burst into flames.
And accept thousands of dollars from the Wegovy people.
RE: Just give it a few years. Demarqeyun Cox will soon be Ocrazio-Cortex’s running mate.
AOC pointing out questioners at press conference: “And I’ve just got time for the fat shamer in the blue suit and then the sexist fascist right behind him.”
Gif....
The Big and Tall Outlet ran out of large belts so he went without a seat belt.
In fact, from the looks of things, I would say it's DEFINITELY gotten him to the grocery store and back more than a few times.
Fat man on a little biiiiike.
Is that a urostomy bag on the front of his scooter? (Like a colonoscopy bag just for urine). I don’t think he can pee standing up. Can he even find his Weiner without a mirror? Can he reach it? Maybe he doesn’t have a weewee and that’s why he’s so angry… and able to slam his frontside into the handlebars without flinching
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