I can't stop laughing at the newest Tesla vandal
Posted on 03/27/2025 4:57:16 AM PDT by Towed_Jumper
An ATV-riding Texan was a massive problem to Tesla owners when he allegedly rammed his 4-wheeler into multiple cars during an unprovoked hit-and-run spree on Tuesday.
Demarqeyun Marquize Cox was arrested after one of his alleged attacks was recorded by the Tesla he purposely ran into, police in Texarkana, Texas announced.
The 33-year-old allegedly spotted the electric vehicle sitting in the parking lot of a Golden Palace Chinese buffet while its owner having lunch inside the restaurant.
Cox loaded back and rammed head-on into the side of the red Tesla, according to video obtained by KTBS.
The 5-foot-2, 449-pound driver left noticeable damage to the front driver-side door, owner Virita Carstaffin told the outlet.
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Thanks for the chuckle.
He swallows a lot of aggression
As well as a lot of pizzas
I bet he exceeds the factory rating on it...
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I suspect the perp knew what was coming and is ok by it. Three squares a day and a bed. Free of charge.
At 5'2" and weighing 449 pounds, his BMI is just over 82 -not very conducive to making it to a ripe old age.
âNo prison cell can hold me.â
If you find yourself morbidly obese, riding a scooter to the all you can eat Chinese buffet, and taking some sort of symbolic revenge on an unknown persons property⊠youâre the problem. Unsolicited advise for Demarqeyun Marquize Cox:
1. Change your name to Bob, or John, Steve, Michael, etc. You might find employers calling you back.
2. O-O-O-Ozempic. Drop 200 to 300 pounds and your heart wonât explode, girls might begin to take an interest in you, and you may even see your toes for the first time in decades.
3. Stop watching CNN-MSNBC-ABCCBSNBC, The View, and all the other Pravda apparatchiks of the Left. Look, no one is going to ask you to show you on the doll where Mr. Musk hurt you. All your problems are that fat bastard in the mirror. Get a grip. Better yet, slap yourself in the face a few times if no one else is available to do it for you.
4. Find out what healthy and successful people do, their ethics, values, behaviors, moral code, faith life. Do that.
5. Find out what losers in this world do, their ethics, values, behaviors, moral code, faith life. Donât do that.
6. Be on time, produce, be useful to the team and add value to the business. You will earn the opportunity to maintain employment and possibly be rewarded.
7. Make right with the one true God, make right with those you have failed. Help others find the right path.
20 YEARS!
The marxists have a HEAVY Cavalry!
Are none of these vandals getting the ever loving snot beaten out of them? They should be receiving the beating of their lives. Fun fact: in GA you can shoot vandals.
â Demarqeyunâ
Nuff said.
But he ainât four fitty.
Fat Albert, looks more like Grape Ape.
This description leads you to think that he hit the car at some high speed.
The pictures in the article tell a different tale.
The door has a shallow dent and the man's 4-wheeler looks relatively undamaged.
I am not diminishing the crime, just pointing out a little fabulism in the writing.
From the story I thought the man was fortunate that he didn't smash his head in to the car when ramming his 4-wheeler in to it.
From picture in the article I would say I could do that much damage with a baseball bat.
I read through all that twice. Great advice, not just for Demarqueyun, but for many millions of others.
HEY HEY HEY...
High schools and colleges could use that footage to assist in teaching physics.
Good points. (But he can’t read your reply. He might want to read them, he really needs to read them (though more likely he will never want to read them), but he very likely simply can’t read them.)
Easier to use ABCNNBCBS. 8<)
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