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I can't stop laughing at the newest Tesla vandal
Not The Bee ^ | March 26, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 03/26/2025 8:15:07 PM PDT by Red Badger

Not the brightest tool in the shed πŸ˜†

VIDEO AT LINK.....................

HE TRIED TO RAM HIS MARIO KART INTO A CYBERTRUCK πŸ’€

Demarqeyun Cox, 33, had apparently been using the world's worst getaway car to ram multiple Teslas in the area of Texarkana, Texas.

Fat man on a tiny bike ... I can't stop laughing

The Texarkana Police Department put out this statement:

We arrested 33 year old Demarqeyun Cox this afternoon after he allegedly damaged multiple Tesla vehicles in separate incidents across the city today.

The first report came from the Golden Palace restaurant on Summerhill Road, where surveillance footage from the car itself captured a guy on a mini four-wheeler intentionally ramming a parked Tesla at full speed. While officers were searching for the suspect, another call came in reporting damage to a Tesla in the Lowe's parking lot.

Does Demarqeyun not know that Teslas have cameras all around them??

Shortly after that, Officer Blake Lummus spotted Cox riding a mini four-wheeler near Summerhill and New Boston Roads and recognized him as the suspect in the earlier video. After being stopped, Cox initially gave a false name but was quickly identified and taken into custody.

After Cox's arrest, we got yet another report of Tesla damage - this time at Genesis Prime Care on College Drive.

Demarqeyun has been charged with one count of felony criminal mischief and failure to identify, but he might receive further charges if police connect him to two later incidents.

He is currently being held in the Bi-State Jail as the investigation continues.

Worst criminal ever.



TOPICS: Food; Humor; Society; Travel
KEYWORDS: demarqeyuncox; domesticterrorism; notthebee; plausibledeniability; usefulidiot
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To: ransomnote

A new low for the dims.


21 posted on 03/26/2025 10:17:24 PM PDT by Aquamarine (β€œBe excited about the future of our country. Be excited.” - Donald Trump)
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To: philman_36

> He’s so big he’s going to need a jail cell all for himself.<

The Bi State Prison. The cells take up two states.

EC


22 posted on 03/27/2025 3:45:03 AM PDT by Ex-Con777
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To: Red Badger

Trump needs to ban free government cheese.... or was this idiot wearing an airbag or party sumo wrestling suit


23 posted on 03/27/2025 4:10:56 AM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: monkeyshine

“Is that a urostomy bag on the front of his scooter?”

Oh gosh. I just looked again. I think you’re right! His catheter must’ve suffered a bit with every ramming jolt. Eeeewwww.


24 posted on 03/27/2025 4:17:14 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
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To: Red Badger

Takes a lot of calories to maintain that physique, just pissed his food stamps have been slashed πŸ˜‚


25 posted on 03/27/2025 4:37:07 AM PDT by blitz128
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To: lee martell

It sounds like a prescription medicine.


26 posted on 03/27/2025 5:03:10 AM PDT by jmcenanly (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” ― Winston)
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To: lee martell
I literally laughed aloud when I read this on another thread regarding his name (Demarqeyun Marquize Cox):

"...With his ghetto-inspired name having a Scrabble-value in excess of 50 points..."

(Hahahaha...if you are curious, the value was 65!)

27 posted on 03/27/2025 5:15:32 AM PDT by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: healy61
Love that movie. Just love it.


28 posted on 03/27/2025 5:17:35 AM PDT by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: MayflowerMadam

OMG...yellow liquid in the container alert!


29 posted on 03/27/2025 5:19:03 AM PDT by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: All

Geez, what an idiot. IOW, a typical Democrat.


30 posted on 03/27/2025 5:20:29 AM PDT by Dan in Wichita
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To: Dan in Wichita

That was obviously President Trump in a Demarqeyun suit. IMPEACH now!!!


31 posted on 03/27/2025 5:45:57 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: Red Badger

She’s so fat that she could barely reach under the seat to put her go-cart in reverse.


32 posted on 03/27/2025 5:54:31 AM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: Sicon

Oh, wait, that’s a HE?! His “transitioning” seems to be going well.


33 posted on 03/27/2025 5:55:12 AM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: Sicon

He (I think)..........................


34 posted on 03/27/2025 5:56:43 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: jmcenanly

A medicine not to be taken before driving or operating heavy machinery.


35 posted on 03/27/2025 6:02:39 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: Red Badger

Yes, “he” indeed. Dude’s got bigger breasts than my wife.


36 posted on 03/27/2025 6:06:43 AM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: Red Badger

I’d hate to be a spring on that 4-wheeler


37 posted on 03/27/2025 11:43:34 AM PDT by nhbob1
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