Posted on 03/26/2025 8:15:07 PM PDT by Red Badger
Not the brightest tool in the shed 😆
VIDEO AT LINK.....................
HE TRIED TO RAM HIS MARIO KART INTO A CYBERTRUCK 💀
Demarqeyun Cox, 33, had apparently been using the world's worst getaway car to ram multiple Teslas in the area of Texarkana, Texas.
Fat man on a tiny bike ... I can't stop laughing
The Texarkana Police Department put out this statement:
We arrested 33 year old Demarqeyun Cox this afternoon after he allegedly damaged multiple Tesla vehicles in separate incidents across the city today.
The first report came from the Golden Palace restaurant on Summerhill Road, where surveillance footage from the car itself captured a guy on a mini four-wheeler intentionally ramming a parked Tesla at full speed. While officers were searching for the suspect, another call came in reporting damage to a Tesla in the Lowe's parking lot.
Does Demarqeyun not know that Teslas have cameras all around them??
Shortly after that, Officer Blake Lummus spotted Cox riding a mini four-wheeler near Summerhill and New Boston Roads and recognized him as the suspect in the earlier video. After being stopped, Cox initially gave a false name but was quickly identified and taken into custody.
After Cox's arrest, we got yet another report of Tesla damage - this time at Genesis Prime Care on College Drive.
Demarqeyun has been charged with one count of felony criminal mischief and failure to identify, but he might receive further charges if police connect him to two later incidents.
He is currently being held in the Bi-State Jail as the investigation continues.
Worst criminal ever.
A new low for the dims.
> He’s so big he’s going to need a jail cell all for himself.<
The Bi State Prison. The cells take up two states.
EC
Trump needs to ban free government cheese.... or was this idiot wearing an airbag or party sumo wrestling suit
“Is that a urostomy bag on the front of his scooter?”
Oh gosh. I just looked again. I think you’re right! His catheter must’ve suffered a bit with every ramming jolt. Eeeewwww.
Takes a lot of calories to maintain that physique, just pissed his food stamps have been slashed 😂
It sounds like a prescription medicine.
"...With his ghetto-inspired name having a Scrabble-value in excess of 50 points..."
(Hahahaha...if you are curious, the value was 65!)
OMG...yellow liquid in the container alert!
Geez, what an idiot. IOW, a typical Democrat.
That was obviously President Trump in a Demarqeyun suit. IMPEACH now!!!
She’s so fat that she could barely reach under the seat to put her go-cart in reverse.
Oh, wait, that’s a HE?! His “transitioning” seems to be going well.
He (I think)..........................
A medicine not to be taken before driving or operating heavy machinery.
Yes, “he” indeed. Dude’s got bigger breasts than my wife.
I’d hate to be a spring on that 4-wheeler
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