Posted on 03/24/2025 11:48:11 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue Service headquarters as a Tesla dealership so Democrats would burn it down.
The billionaire inventor and entrepreneur hatched the genius plan to cover the main IRS building with Tesla emblems and signage, which goaded angry Democrats to launch a large-scale firebomb attack against the building.
"This'll show Musk who's boss! Burn it to the ground!" one enraged leftist reportedly shouted before throwing a Molotov cocktail through a window of the IRS building. "This looks different from any other Tesla dealership I've ever seen. It's almost like a really old government building. Oh well. It's all got to go. Everything he owns must be destroyed."
When reached for comment, Musk was quietly pleased that his plan had worked. "It was quite a simple idea, really," he said. "If Democrats are trying to burn down anything belonging to me, why not redirect that anger in a useful way to burn down something that should be demolished? For the cost of a few Tesla signs, we've now freed the American people from the terrible burden of excessive taxation. Ironically, once the rubble of the IRS building is cleared, we will, in fact, build an enormous new Tesla dealership in its place."
At publishing time, reports had circulated that the U.S. Capitol would be next to be disguised as a Tesla dealership in a plot to round up and imprison Democrats for attempting a violent insurrection.
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Well...That provoked a hearty laugh!!
Ahahahahaha!
The Babylonians are the reason we have 60 minutes to the hour, with government employees being the exception, decided by some federal judge.
The Bee hits another one out of the park.
🐝
Communist DemonRats inside the wire !!!
10 minutes with Victor Davis Hanson on the DEMONRAT AGENDA
Another reminder that the 2024 election was JUST THE START!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_QAGJ2XiiQ
My feel-good funny one for the day. It’ll be hard to top that!
Whatever The Bee is paying it’s writers it’s not enough. 😏
Another gag would be forcing an I Love Elon shirt and hat onto a woman’s husband and pushing him into a mob of leftists. After he is torn apart the wife would inherit the house and huge life insurance policy.
Like Brian Jones of the original Rolling Stones “death by misadventure.”
”Ironically, once the rubble of the IRS building is cleared, we will, in fact, build an enormous new Tesla dealership in its place.”
Brilliant satire!
Hat tip to the The Bee writers.
Bet that’s a fun place to work at.
LOL!
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