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"Name one thing smarter than Whoopi Goldberg." [X/Twitter post by Ivanka Trump. Enjoy the comments]
X ^ | 3/21/2025 | Ivanka Trump

Posted on 03/23/2025 6:19:40 PM PDT by simpson96

"Name one thign smarter than Ivanka Trump."

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To: EvilCapitalist

“When Whoopi dies, she’s either going to need an XXL coffin, or if she’s cremated, an XXL urn for her ashes.”

I can hear a country song coming out of this:

“Mama Blew Up The Crematorium”


41 posted on 03/23/2025 8:26:50 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (The road is a dangerous place man, you can die out here...or worse. -Johnny Paycheck, 1980, Reno, NV)
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To: simpson96

Forrest Gump.


42 posted on 03/23/2025 8:28:14 PM PDT by gildafarrell
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To: simpson96

If you removed her brain and slid it down the edge of a razor blade it would look like a bowling ball rolling down a four lane highway.

If she had a second brain to keep the one she has company it would die of loneliness.


43 posted on 03/23/2025 8:30:01 PM PDT by TonyM (Score Event)
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To: Fai Mao

Amoeba!


44 posted on 03/23/2025 8:47:51 PM PDT by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than saving to WORK like the rest of !US:-))
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To: simpson96

everything


45 posted on 03/23/2025 9:32:41 PM PDT by Colorado Doug (Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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To: simpson96

Me!


46 posted on 03/24/2025 12:40:42 AM PDT by Terry L Smith
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To: simpson96

Wow, she’s as big as a house! Gotta be over 300 lbs.


47 posted on 03/24/2025 12:56:54 AM PDT by AmericanMermaid
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To: simpson96

One thing smarter than Whoopi? Where to begin:

A spoon.
My dog.
A preschooler.
A sack of rocks.
My left boot.

Need I go on?


48 posted on 03/24/2025 1:28:32 AM PDT by Tacrolimus1mg (Do no harm, but take no sh!t.)
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To: simpson96

A self-inflating Whoopi Cushion.


49 posted on 03/24/2025 2:16:09 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Kamala defines herself in just 4 words..."Nothing comes to mind.")
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To: simpson96

😁!

You could throw a brick out the window and hit something smarter that her


50 posted on 03/24/2025 2:19:37 AM PDT by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: nwrep

Might be Frank Durabont. He directed The Mist.


51 posted on 03/24/2025 2:26:55 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Democrats should have been barred from elections since The Battle Of Athens.)
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To: lgjhn23

A Flea, no wait ,a brick. Thats it, a brick.


52 posted on 03/24/2025 2:27:20 AM PDT by spincaster (ifi)
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To: simpson96
An always-angry hyena?


53 posted on 03/24/2025 3:53:39 AM PDT by poconopundit (Kash Patel, his portrait's in Webster's next to the word "gangbusters". Go Kash go! Love ya man!)
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To: simpson96

No Affiliations with Ivanka Trump

54 posted on 03/24/2025 4:12:05 AM PDT by Pollard (Zone 6b)
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To: simpson96

A floater


55 posted on 03/24/2025 4:13:32 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: simpson96

A rock


56 posted on 03/24/2025 4:21:05 AM PDT by Tudorfly (All things are possible within the will of God.)
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To: simpson96

Biota.....


57 posted on 03/24/2025 4:22:50 AM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: simpson96

A dead rotten dog on the shoulder of a highway.


58 posted on 03/24/2025 4:27:23 AM PDT by weezel
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To: simpson96

Belly button lint


59 posted on 03/24/2025 4:28:44 AM PDT by P8riot (You will never know Jesus Christ as a reality in your life until you know Him as a necessity.)
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To: simpson96

Raise the level of difficulty-
Name one thing NOT smarter than Whoopi Goldberg


60 posted on 03/24/2025 4:34:56 AM PDT by Palio di Siena (Kralik…..you get the wallet)
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