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Passenger At Washington Dulles Confronts United Gate Agent—Says ‘Who Wants It First?’—Then Drops Him Instantly
View from the wing ^
| 14 mar 2025
| Gary Leff
Posted on 03/14/2025 9:06:56 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
A passenger walked up to a gate agent at Washington Dulles airport United Airlines gate D12 – apparently planning to board while the previous flight was deplaning – saying things like “who wants it first?” and then punched the agent hard enough to knock him down.
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KEYWORDS: chriscrittenden; crittenden; districtofcolumbia; felony; garyleff; tko; unitedairlines; washingtondulles
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To: 1FreeAmerican
Would that then be spelled “deplanning”?
Like we are still in deplanning stage with this project?
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posted on
03/14/2025 9:29:20 AM PDT
by
Dr. Franklin
("A republic, if you can keep it." )
To: DUMBGRUNT
Trump, Vance, Musk, Big Bad DOGE, Noem, McMahon, Chris Wright, Douglas O’Donnell, Louis DeJoy, et al probably just laid him off and he’s flying home to commiserate with mom and dad before returning to his basement bedroom.
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posted on
03/14/2025 9:29:42 AM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(Democrats who say ‘no one is above the law’ won’t mind going to prison for the money they stole)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
To: Jamestown1630
I think airport bars should be closed. Flying would be much more pleasant and safer if other passengers weren’t drunk.
To: Joe 6-pack
Deplaning was made popular by the tv show fantasy island, where the little guy would repeatedly say “deplane! Boss, deplane!”
To: DUMBGRUNT
“Washington Dulles airport United Airlines gate D12” Maybe United Airlines changed his gate number at the last minute.
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posted on
03/14/2025 9:32:45 AM PDT
by
kawhill
(Megalodon Might Have Been Longer and Skinnier Than Previously Thought, Growing Up to 80 Feet.)
To: DeplorablePaul
I’ve thought that, too. Too many people can’t seem to control themselves.
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posted on
03/14/2025 9:35:06 AM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: kawhill
He got confused when he got to D-12 and was told he was at D-Planing.
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posted on
03/14/2025 9:36:31 AM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(Democrats who say ‘no one is above the law’ won’t mind going to prison for the money they stole)
To: Dr. Franklin
“ I don’t think I ever heard anyone use the word “deplaning” instead of “disembarking” until about ten years ago. Of course, “deplanning” is a new one. Apparently it’s about reversing a plan somehow. “
”Deplanning” has a whole different meaning among my friends.
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posted on
03/14/2025 9:41:08 AM PDT
by
Jumpmaster
(U.S. Army Paratrooper. I am the 0.001%.)
To: ansel12
He is the guy that sends a letter or email to you telling you he has untoward riches. You can split it with him, if you send $10k by bank transfer.
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
03/14/2025 9:48:37 AM PDT
by
sauropod
(Make sure Satan has to climb over a lot of Scripture to get to you. John MacArthur Ne supra crepidam)
To: Pol-92064
I think it is real.
Kabiyesi Soun of Ogbomoso, arrives USA to meet & Dialogue with Ogbomoso sons and daughters in North America.
32
posted on
03/14/2025 9:51:15 AM PDT
by
ansel12
((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
To: 11th_VA
Welcome to the
no-fly list, buddy.
If he thinks flying is a pain, wait until he gets a taste of his new ride, an intercity bus.
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posted on
03/14/2025 9:56:39 AM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and His mercy endureth forever. — Psalm 106)
To: ansel12
—”So who is this guy?”
An up and coming raper!
Give him some time to increase his bling and his retinue.
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posted on
03/14/2025 9:59:52 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: Jamestown1630
—”Too many people can’t seem to control themselves.”
“Functional imaging studies of impulsivity studies suggest that prefrontal blood flow is lower in chronic cannabis users than in controls. Studies of acute administration of THC or marijuana report increased brain metabolism in several brain regions during impulsivity tasks.”
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posted on
03/14/2025 10:05:54 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: ansel12
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posted on
03/14/2025 10:13:43 AM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: DUMBGRUNT
You are not a “Passenger” if they don’t let you on the plane.
You will never be a “Passenger” if you are on the No Fly List and doing a stretch in the pen.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Well shoot, that was a white guy. Did the matrix glitch or something? White guy? Dang.
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posted on
03/14/2025 10:23:35 AM PDT
by
Mathews
(I have faith Malachi is right!!! Any day now...)
To: Dr. Franklin
Watch Fantasy Island
De Plane Boss De Plane heh heh heh
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posted on
03/14/2025 10:28:16 AM PDT
by
packrat35
(Pureblood! No clot shot for me!)
To: Joe 6-pack; Dr. Franklin
That was a line from a running song at Fort Benning when I was 6, in the mid-60s.
“Airborne, Airborne have you heard?
We’re gonna jump from the big-ass bird!”
I can’t explain why that stuck with me, but it did!
I remember watching platoons double- and quick-timing all over the jump tower field. Soaked in sweat, in a GA Summer.
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posted on
03/14/2025 10:34:12 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
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