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The Pope is fixin' to die
the warped mind of nully | 2/23/25 | nully

Posted on 02/23/2025 9:42:50 AM PST by null and void

This means the Cardinals will soon have to select a new Pope.

I think this time they will try to remain relevant, and do something new, exciting and culturally cutting edge.

They are going to select a woman to be Pope.

Suppose I'm right. Suppose this female Pope has a sibling.

Suppose this sibling has a child.

What would that child call the new Pope?...


TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: frankenchurch; popefrancis; stupidvanity; vanity
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To: null and void

all the Cardinals are busy getting their mitres steamed and blocked.....just in case


21 posted on 02/23/2025 9:53:55 AM PST by llevrok (Keep buggering on!)
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To: shanover

It will be a gay/lesbian/tranny pope.


22 posted on 02/23/2025 9:55:51 AM PST by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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To: politicket

Ba_dum-bum “tish*


23 posted on 02/23/2025 9:56:22 AM PST by hoagy62 (Hail Trump! Trump won! By a lot!)
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To: null and void

Ironically the previous pope Benedict XVI only eventually died 3 years ago in 2022. This socialist should never have been pope.

Had Benedict XVI simply served out his term, this socialist guy would never have been made pope.


24 posted on 02/23/2025 9:57:48 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: null and void

I pray for Pope Francis and that he is able to receive Jesus and repent of all the evil that was done to forward along the plans and schemes of Obama and Hillary and their anti-Christ spirit. The work for which he was installed to help enable across the Earth.

I pray Pope Francis will receive the shed blood of Jesus and acknowledge his covering for all his sins on this Earth.


25 posted on 02/23/2025 9:59:28 AM PST by captmar-vell
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To: null and void

Put the crack pipe down, satan


26 posted on 02/23/2025 9:59:40 AM PST by If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
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To: TexasFreeper2009

Uh, Benedict was forced out so the Globalists could install Francis. Pope’s don’t leave office until they are dead.


27 posted on 02/23/2025 10:00:54 AM PST by vivenne (7Come to think of it. )
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To: null and void

Picking a woman as Pope won’t be enough. She/he will have to check several more boxes.


28 posted on 02/23/2025 10:01:28 AM PST by DPMD
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To: dfwgator

Maybe they should try electing a Catholic Christian this time.

(newsflash: Jesus is not a Communist)


29 posted on 02/23/2025 10:02:18 AM PST by epluribus_2
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To: politicket

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angelo_Scola

...Assistant Professor of Fundamental Moral Theology until 1982 when he was appointed Professor of Theological Anthropology...After the death of Pope John Paul II in 2005, Scola was considered to be among the papabili in the 2005 papal conclave that elected Joseph Ratzinger, Pope Benedict XVI. ... In 2013, Scola again was a leading candidate to be elected pope[11]—and the press service of the Italian Bishops’ Conference mistakenly announced Scola’s election[12]—in the conclave that elected Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio, Pope Francis. ... Scola supports stronger ecumenical ties between Catholicism and Islam “at a grassroots level” believing that there is much common ground between the two faiths, particularly, addressing persecution of Christian communities in the Middle East which Scola focuses on.


30 posted on 02/23/2025 10:02:31 AM PST by mairdie
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To: null and void

I hope he is saved

But usually there’s some evidence.

Not so yet.


31 posted on 02/23/2025 10:02:46 AM PST by Ken Regis (I concur )
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To: null and void

Clever!


32 posted on 02/23/2025 10:03:20 AM PST by mairdie
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To: null and void

Sine the majority of Cardinals were appointed by Frankie, I’m sure the choice will be “stunning and brave”.


33 posted on 02/23/2025 10:03:26 AM PST by yuleeyahoo (“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” - the deep-state)
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To: If You Want It Fixed - Fix It

I gotta friend named “Michael” who says he has a plan and was given an order to deal with him.


34 posted on 02/23/2025 10:04:10 AM PST by epluribus_2
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To: shanover

“It will be an Afro-Pope.”
I’m not a Catholic( I’m old school Lutheran) but I follow them as they are such a big influence on the world.
I think any number of African priests would better popes than any commie white guys.


35 posted on 02/23/2025 10:04:55 AM PST by rellic (No such thing as a moderate Moslem or Democrat )
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To: null and void
--- "...the Auntie-Pope, of course!"

Pope Fran's sis....

36 posted on 02/23/2025 10:06:36 AM PST by Worldtraveler once upon a time (Degrow government)
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To: null and void
The church is probably better off with no Pope than this one.

So, he may have already died and they're in no rush to announce it.

37 posted on 02/23/2025 10:07:03 AM PST by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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To: null and void

“They are going to select a woman to be Pope.” I would suggest they elect Yarden Garzon, a 6’3’’ woman basketball player at Indiana University. The first Pope who is a Jewish woman.


38 posted on 02/23/2025 10:11:24 AM PST by kawhill (“My poor friend, you are the absinthe drinker. It is you who have lost your moral faculty.”)
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To: null and void

Fr Guido Sarducci has been summoned to “Find the Pope in the pizza”


39 posted on 02/23/2025 10:11:34 AM PST by hillarynot (I play in Peoria)
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To: dfwgator

There is an old Vatican saying that a fat pope is followed by a skinny one, meaning that the papacy tends to cycle between extremes. Pope Francis may be followed by a moderate or even a conservative.


40 posted on 02/23/2025 10:14:26 AM PST by Rockingham
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