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The Pope is fixin' to die
the warped mind of nully
| 2/23/25
| nully
Posted on 02/23/2025 9:42:50 AM PST by null and void
This means the Cardinals will soon have to select a new Pope.
I think this time they will try to remain relevant, and do something new, exciting and culturally cutting edge.
They are going to select a woman to be Pope.
Suppose I'm right. Suppose this female Pope has a sibling.
Suppose this sibling has a child.
What would that child call the new Pope?...
TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: frankenchurch; popefrancis; stupidvanity; vanity
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...the Auntie-Pope, of course!
To: null and void
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week, try the veal...
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:43:47 AM PST
by
null and void
(We can only do what seems rational and decent...and INEXPENSIVE... because we’re broke!)
To: null and void
“Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.”
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:43:50 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: null and void
To: null and void
I am praying that Francis recover from his illness, at least long enough to repent his apostasy, and recant his papacy.
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:44:34 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:44:51 AM PST
by
shanover
(...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
To: Sacajaweau
Statically too. My hair is starting to stand on end.
Is that thunder I hear?
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:45:16 AM PST
by
null and void
(We can only do what seems rational and decent...and INEXPENSIVE... because we’re broke!)
To: shanover
That would be a good thing, since African Popes are the most conservative.
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:45:42 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: null and void
“The Pope is fixin’ to die”
Does he need a wrench? I have plenty to spare.
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:45:42 AM PST
by
BobL
(The people who hate Trump demand that you hate Russia)
To: shanover
Donald Trump will be voted Pope.
To: shanover
Maybe. And hopefully the next Pope isn’t a commie!
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:45:55 AM PST
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: null and void
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:46:13 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: null and void
Made me think of “Country Joe and the Fish”.
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:46:47 AM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Cartel Human Smuggling Into America IS NOT Immigration. It's a crime.)
To: dfwgator
The Pope is fixin’ to die...
That will ‘fix’ a lot
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:47:22 AM PST
by
SMARTY
(In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
To: shanover
It is time for a transgender Pope.
Maybe at that point some of the loyal Catholics around here will finally get the message....
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:47:36 AM PST
by
cgbg
(The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise.)
To: shanover
>>It will be an Afro-Pope
Doubtful, in my mind. Francis seems torn between wanting to be a flaming liberal and pro black, and objecting to the conservatism of the Afro Catholic positions. So they need to be in positions where they’re visible for their race but not influential for their views.
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:47:49 AM PST
by
mairdie
To: SMARTY
I’m not that optimistic. Most of the Cardinals were installed under his rule.
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:47:54 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Sacajaweau
Thunder is getting closer...
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posted on
02/23/2025 9:48:59 AM PST
by
null and void
(We can only do what seems rational and decent...and INEXPENSIVE... because we’re broke!)
To: null and void
To: null and void
Word on the street is that Cardinal Secola is next in line to the Papacy.
The coke heads in the Vatican are heavily protesting, though.
They don't want to see Pope Secola.
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