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The Pope is fixin' to die
the warped mind of nully | 2/23/25 | nully

Posted on 02/23/2025 9:42:50 AM PST by null and void

This means the Cardinals will soon have to select a new Pope.

I think this time they will try to remain relevant, and do something new, exciting and culturally cutting edge.

They are going to select a woman to be Pope.

Suppose I'm right. Suppose this female Pope has a sibling.

Suppose this sibling has a child.

What would that child call the new Pope?...


TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: frankenchurch; popefrancis; stupidvanity; vanity
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...the Auntie-Pope, of course!
1 posted on 02/23/2025 9:42:50 AM PST by null and void
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To: null and void

Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week, try the veal...


2 posted on 02/23/2025 9:43:47 AM PST by null and void (We can only do what seems rational and decent...and INEXPENSIVE... because we’re broke!)
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To: null and void

“Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.”


3 posted on 02/23/2025 9:43:50 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: null and void

It’s getting smokey...


4 posted on 02/23/2025 9:43:53 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: null and void

I am praying that Francis recover from his illness, at least long enough to repent his apostasy, and recant his papacy.


5 posted on 02/23/2025 9:44:34 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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It will be an Afro-Pope.


6 posted on 02/23/2025 9:44:51 AM PST by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: Sacajaweau

Statically too. My hair is starting to stand on end.

Is that thunder I hear?


7 posted on 02/23/2025 9:45:16 AM PST by null and void (We can only do what seems rational and decent...and INEXPENSIVE... because we’re broke!)
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That would be a good thing, since African Popes are the most conservative.


8 posted on 02/23/2025 9:45:42 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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“The Pope is fixin’ to die”

Does he need a wrench? I have plenty to spare.


9 posted on 02/23/2025 9:45:42 AM PST by BobL (The people who hate Trump demand that you hate Russia)
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Donald Trump will be voted Pope.


10 posted on 02/23/2025 9:45:43 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: shanover

Maybe. And hopefully the next Pope isn’t a commie!


11 posted on 02/23/2025 9:45:55 AM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: null and void

12 posted on 02/23/2025 9:46:13 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Made me think of “Country Joe and the Fish”.


13 posted on 02/23/2025 9:46:47 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Cartel Human Smuggling Into America IS NOT Immigration. It's a crime.)
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The Pope is fixin’ to die...

That will ‘fix’ a lot


14 posted on 02/23/2025 9:47:22 AM PST by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: shanover

It is time for a transgender Pope.

Maybe at that point some of the loyal Catholics around here will finally get the message....


15 posted on 02/23/2025 9:47:36 AM PST by cgbg (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise.)
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>>It will be an Afro-Pope

Doubtful, in my mind. Francis seems torn between wanting to be a flaming liberal and pro black, and objecting to the conservatism of the Afro Catholic positions. So they need to be in positions where they’re visible for their race but not influential for their views.


16 posted on 02/23/2025 9:47:49 AM PST by mairdie
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I’m not that optimistic. Most of the Cardinals were installed under his rule.


17 posted on 02/23/2025 9:47:54 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Thunder is getting closer...

Do-not-anger-Deity

18 posted on 02/23/2025 9:48:59 AM PST by null and void (We can only do what seems rational and decent...and INEXPENSIVE... because we’re broke!)
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Pope Joan II ?


19 posted on 02/23/2025 9:52:20 AM PST by omni-scientist
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Word on the street is that Cardinal Secola is next in line to the Papacy.

The coke heads in the Vatican are heavily protesting, though.

They don't want to see Pope Secola.

20 posted on 02/23/2025 9:53:08 AM PST by politicket
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