PHOTOS: Spilled milk shuts down Florida highway after crash

WFLA-TV8 ^ | February 04, 2025 | Rachel Tucker

[Red Badger]

LAKE WORTH BEACH, Fla. (WFLA) — Traffic is moo-ving again after a crash caused thousands of gallons of milk to spill on a Florida highway.

A Borden milk truck crashed on Interstate 95 near Lake Worth Beach just after midnight on Jan. 28.

Photos posted to social media by Palm Beach County Fire Rescue showed an estimated 4,160 gallons of milk strewn across the northbound lanes.

Credit: Palm Beach County Fire Rescue

11 people were looked over by paramedics after the crash, but none required hospitalization.

The mess required a legen-dairy cleanup. It took three hours to remove the mess from the busy highway.

“All puns aside, We are glad that nobody was hurt, and the roadway was ready for this morning’s commute,” the fire department wrote.

[Getready]

Why is Elmer smirking? And Elsie smiling? Sexist all the way.
Poor Elmer doesn’t know he’s going to the glue factory....

[MayflowerMadam]

Yes. Elmer and Elsie have lived a quiet life. A nice traditional cow couple.

[fidelis]

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Perhaps it was a case of lactose intolerance.

Don't be a calf-wit, that cud not be the kase --

Never mind the cow's dairy air. This was not just another BLM (Bull Lives Matter) government cheese yellow brick road shutdown. I cheddar at the thought.

This was actually a cowver story for yet another USAID give-a-whey.

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[SkyDancer]

And stop buying packaged shredded cheese - make America grate again ....

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

And stop subsidizing in-grates!

[Salamander]

Elsie!

You gotta a lotta splainin to do!

[Salamander]

What you did there, I saw it.

👀

[rlmorel]

Hahahahahaha! I could hear Ricky’s voice in my head as I read your post!

[Eleutheria5]

Wey to milk a tail.

[Salamander]

I don’t as hoping for that.

😁

[Sacajaweau]

Elsie’s drunk on power!!

[Salamander]

Well.

It seems that autocorrect had its brutal whey with me up there.

😑

[Sacajaweau]

A bread man, an egg man and a milk man went into a restaurant...what'll you have boys...

French Toast...

[Salamander]

Casein point, somebody was drunk and it wasn’t Elsie.

[Salamander]

Because it behooves him to do so.

/damn that was too dark.

[rlmorel]

OMG...this thread!

And The Spirit Of Allegiance...I get the distinct impression you live for this!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Whey, thank you.

We should all aspire to no-bullity. It behooves me to do my best for Jerseymaid.

[Salamander]

The same thought ocurd to me.

[rlmorel]

"...ocurd..."

Now, that's goooood!